Assassin’s Creed Shadows

Such a mediocre game! Its not even worth buying at 50% discount

Oh no... I just can't. The franchise was already beginning to crawl along but this game is just poorer than predecessors in every way. It looks terrible on high settings, it has way too much of the story breaking 'jump into the future tech world moments' and is outlandishly woke. It is billed as a 'historical adventure' but no. Japanese culture has been astonishingly rich and precise and is both enjoyable and slightly terrifying at times in the past. There IS a historically recorded situation of a black man being a retainer but 1- Not a Samurai and 2- In the backdrop of tens of thousands of Japanese Samurai (you know actual landowning 'nobles') picking the 0.00001% different guy AND then picking a woman as the assassin (which historically is an even lower percentage) IS the definition of woke. It is absolute nonsense and ruins entire games. It's like when the Last Samurai (film) decided that the last standing Samurai would be a white guy from the US (not a land owner, not Japanese, not noble). FFS, why can't people just be NORMAL and cast a Japanese protagonist in the lead role. IT IS A GAME CENTERED UPON JAPAN!!! 'I know, let's balance it by making the Italian Mexican, the Egyptian one British, the one from Baghdad Japanese...' STUPID STUPID STUPID!

If you don't want to buy the game watch kingkong. Monkey killing white people for a white chick.

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[h2][b]A bland, soulless game with terrible execution.[/b][/h2] [b][u]Assassin's Creed Shadows[/u][/b] [b]Uma prova de que um cenário incrível não salva um jogo feito sem paixão. [/b] [b]Para mim, é um jogo completamente sem sal e feito sem amor.[/b] [b]O maior problema salta logo à vista nas [u]cutscenes e nos diálogos[/u] as personagens parecem autênticas tábuas de madeira, totalmente sem vida, com olhares vazios e expressões rígidas que parecem saídas de duas gerações atrás.[/b] [b]Para piorar, a [u]introdução do jogo é péssima[/u].[/b] [b]O ritmo inicial é tão mau e fragmentado que destrói qualquer motivo ou vontade que o jogador possa ter para avançar na história. [u]Não há ligação emocional nenhuma[/u] com os protagonistas.[/b] [b]Nota-se claramente que tentaram copiar, de alguma forma, o estilo do filme [spoiler]Kill Bill (2003, Quentin Tarantino)[/spoiler], especialmente na forma como a organização de inimigos/clã está estruturada para a vingança e na estilização visual. [u]Ter referências não tem mal nenhum[/u], mas aqui foi incrivelmente mal aplicado.[/b] [b]O que no cinema é puro estilo e carisma, aqui transforma-se numa colagem mecânica, aborrecida e sem força devido ao guião fraco. [/b] [h3]Final grade [/h3] [b]Humiliation ★☆☆☆☆[/b]

No....... Just no... Don’t even think about it. After 59 hours, I’ve finally decided to stop pretending I’m having fun. Assassin’s Creed Shadows moves at such a painfully slow pace that finishing it started to feel less like entertainment and more like an unpaid internship. Most of the game is built around clearing icons, completing repetitive objectives and watching numbers slowly increase. It’s essentially a checklist simulator with katanas. Go here, kill this person, collect that item, level up your gear, find the lost pages, repeat until your soul leaves your body. The story doesn’t help either. It never became interesting enough to motivate me to continue, and I found myself caring more about clearing the map than about any of the characters. That is usually a bad sign in a story-driven game. The gameplay is not terrible, but it quickly becomes repetitive and far too focused on levels, gear scores and upgrades. Instead of feeling like a skilled assassin, I often felt like an accountant comparing weapon statistics. Performance is another major issue. Even on powerful hardware, the game can run poorly, which is difficult to excuse considering how expensive and demanding it is. I gave it 59 hours, so nobody can say I didn’t give it a fair chance. Unfortunately, I simply cannot drag myself to the ending. The real assassination was the murder of my free time.

на моем корыте идет отвратно

Boring

DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY. I must commend Ubisoft on their unparalleled dedication to stealth mechanics in Assassin's Creed Shadows. The game is so deeply hidden in the shadows that it refuses to load altogether, leaving me staring at an infinite loading screen until the end of time. Naoe and Yasuke are completely unplayable, which I suppose is the ultimate form of assassination, killing the game before it even starts. I have begged Ubisoft's support team for a fix, but they simply copy-paste the same useless troubleshooting templates. I have verified files, cleared caches, and tried every dark magic trick on the internet, but the game is effectively a premium-priced brick.