ASMR

Somehow Kirito found himself in a really bad tech demo world that needs a lot of work (this is what happens when you leak the World Seed to everyone) and needs to find his way back to Aincrad, good thing that Asuna is not here to see this abomination.

Жена сказала, что если на этом обзоре наберётся 10 лайков и 5 наград, то она подарит ящик пива. Мужики, выручайте!

This is not a game. It's not even an early-access tech demo. There is nothing here. You spawn on a flat grey square. You can fly, triple jump, and attack. Attacking locks you into a 6-hit combo. There's a single "enemy" in the game which does not move, attack, or do literally anything. The only thing to do is listen to the one song that plays in the background. That's it. That's the entire experience. There isn't even a menu. This should not be on Steam. Edit: The developer released an update, making the environment a little prettier and adding two more "enemies", but they still do nothing as far as I can tell. Somehow, the camera got worse with the update, as you now have to hold the middle mouse button to rotate it. There's still no menu, no enemy AI, and no game.