39 RANDOM ACHIEVEMENTS

[H1]Designed for completionists, completed by none[/H1] Thank you to Tent Incident for this curator copy. This is nonetheless an honest and impartial review of the game. This does exactly what it says: you launch it to unlock 39 random achievements, and that’s the entire experience. Within 20 minutes, I had already unlocked 14 of them and felt like I’d seen everything it had to offer. Unfortunately, what’s left beyond that is a pile of technical and design issues that quickly drain any novelty. Out of the 39 achievements, only about 33 actually function. Several are bugged, some require your Steam profile to be public, others need multiplayer with Steam friends, a microphone, or a specific number of players online at the same time, which is unrealistic given the very low player count. The leaderboard itself confirms the problem, with no one even close to the advertised total. This makes the game actively hostile to solo players and, paradoxically, to completionists, who seem to be the intended audience. To make matters worse, the game crashed my computer twice within those 20 minutes of gameplay. Between the instability, the broken achievements, and the heavy reliance on external conditions you can’t reasonably control, the fun ideas buried here never get the chance to shine. [quote]For more reviews like this one, please check out [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45639970-Ele%2527s-Little-Recommendation-Corner/][b]Ele's Little Recommendation Corner[/b][/url]![/quote]

*Note that 6 achievements are broken at this time of writing (4 Jan 2026) [b]My Playtime:[/b] 18.6h (33/39 achievements) [b]Grindy Achievement(s):[/b] No (some achievements require you to AFK up to 10 hours). [b]Optional Achievement(s):[/b] Yes (38 achievements). [b]Difficult Achievement(s):[/b] No. [h1]Intro[/h1] [i]39 RANDOM ACHIEVEMENTS[/i] is a game where you have to unlock 39 achievements. You'll have to deduce from the achievement description to figure out how to unlock them all. [b]Pros:[/b] - 39 achievements, each with varying difficulty [b]Cons:[/b] - Some achievements are broken - Some require you to AFK [b]Specs[/b] Intel Core i5-9300H 2.40GHz, 8GB RAM, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650 [h1]Should you buy this game?[/h1] [i]I don't think it makes sense to buy a game that has the sole purpose of unlocking achievements where some of them are broken.[/i] [hr][/hr] [h1]In-Depth Review[/h1] [h3]Visuals[/h3] The game uses pixelated visuals. The UI looks like a cheap game with its simple display, although it's easy to figure out where everything is. [h3]The Game[/h3] [b]Gameplay[/b] In this game, you are presented with 39 achievements that you need to unlock. Technically, you can even see the achievements in Steam at the moment of writing. The difficulty also varies. Some are easy and straightforward, others are more cryptic. I hate those achievements where you need to leave the game open for a long time. Some also require you to open the game within a specific time. It's easy to figure out what they mean, but forcing myself to open the game at a certain time means that I need to wait to get rewarded, despite knowing the answer. There is one achievement where you need to decode a puzzle. To be honest, I liked this one the most; you are given a clue, and you need to figure out where to go from that. This feels like an ARG, albeit a simpler one. There are only two steps at most where you can get the answer to directly use in the game. Some achievements also have vague descriptions. You need to figure out how to get them based on the hints, but it's not like it's helping. Some have a riddle which will only make sense after you know the answer; the achievement description is made cryptic to make you think hard. However, there is also an achievement where you need to type an answer in a certain format, but the format isn't made clear. This confuses me since I knew the answer, but the game doesn't let me get the achievement. One achievement also triggers unreliably. Surprisingly, there are achievements where you need to interact with the Steam platform. These are pretty self-explanatory if you see the achievement description, although most of them are limited to the basic functions. However, most of these achievements are currently broken since the SSL certificate the game uses to send the data from the server has expired. Yes, in case you are wondering, the game sends a request to another website to check some of these achievements' progress. [b]Length and Difficulty[/b] I obtained most of the achievements I could in 1.7h. The rest was just me idling to get some achievements that require me to open the game for a long time, open it at a specific time, and idle to wait for the achievement to unlock. To be honest, I hate these kinds of achievements since they just pad the playtime without having anything to offer. I wish the game would focus more on the puzzles, though. Having all of the achievements unlocked behind a series of puzzles will make the game more rewarding. The game ended up having less content than it should have if you remove all those idle achievements. [h1]Conclusion[/h1] [i]39 RANDOM ACHIEVEMENTS[/i] is the perfect game for achievement hunters. It's a game where you need to figure out how to unlock achievements from the given description. Some of them can be boring and straightforward, but others are still interesting to figure out. However, the game also sends some requests to another server to unlock some achievements, so you might have to watch out if you are wary of that. That being said, some of the achievements are currently broken. I don't think it makes sense to recommend a game where you hunt for achievements with some of them broken, so I can't recommend this game. [quote]This game was reviewed with a key provided by the developer for free through Curator Connect.[/quote] [quote]Follow our curator page: [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/32732116-IndieGems/]IndieGems[/url] if you like and want to see more reviews like this one.

Worth at least a buck and it's on sale for $.89!

A meme game where you have to earn 39 achievements, but they’re far from random. When you open the game, you’re greeted with a screen showing all the locked achievements. You can hover over them with the mouse cursor to see either a concrete step on how to unlock them or a vague hint. Most of them can be completed pretty quickly, such as resizing the window, muting the sound, or smashing random keys on the keyboard, but some require a bit more thought. One asks you to write a swear word into a text file found in the game’s install folder, another requires you to play “Happy Birthday” on your keyboard, or create ten copies of the game. Others border on impossible unless you coordinate with a group of friends. For instance, you need to open the game while five players are online, or click an icon at the exact same time as someone else. Overall, it’s easy if you can find people willing to humor each other for achievements, but not very fun for everyone else.

This game involves an interesting premise, and therefor has a lot of potential, but many of the achievements require friends, or co-op gameplay. If I had friends I wouldn't be playing this game! Thanks for rubbing it in and making it impossible for me to 100% this one. What a paradox!

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39 RANDOM ACHIEVEMENTS. Oh where where to start? oh yeah the game consists of 39 RANDOM ACHIEVEMENTS believe it or not that are just so random and perfectly perfect somehow! Being a completionist I kind of have to like this game and I love it! Great game. I would highly recomend to anybody who likes to 100% games! (I guess this is an achievement because i'm the first cool!)

I received a Steam Curator Copy of this game. Sadly, in the current version of this game, some of the achievements (the core gameplay is gaining achievements) are broken. I tried downloading old versions of the game, but sadly in those they also appear broken. Without these issues it wouldve been a neat idea, but like it is, I cannot recommend it. Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles. If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)

39 RANDOM ACHIVIEMENTS