1 Trait Escape

Stoney Balogne took my 11 quid spat in my face and ran away, 10/10.

stoneytrait saved my life

I only own this game due to destroying my friend's life. Weeks upon weeks of constant nagging "can someone give me $13" and "gift game pretty please" is what got me this game. It started as a joke, I swear! But once I opened the gift, installed the game, I knew I had won. I WIN LEBI, YOU HEAR ME? I WIN! One might think this is just a simple game. no. no no no no NO! This is sooo much more. This game tests your willingness to sacrifice innocent lives to save one person. So much blood. So much death. All to escape a place posing as the hellhole of England. I've made bonds with the townspeople, only to slaughter them in battle seconds later. The ability of mercy is not known to me. Drugs, gambling, death, love, fear THIS GAME HAS IT ALL. Play the game. See what I've seen. Just remember when you close the game, the fight does not end there. He waits. IT. waits.

This game is cool and all. Kinda simple. The Second Boss can suck my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ and balls. I cannot even begin to say how little I enjoy the handling on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you gotta drive around. The second phase continuously launches me in the air if I am EVER hit by a laser. Usually this means I just hit the other laser and die. Either I have bad depth perception or this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ car controls like garbage. Cool game otherwise.

[h1]Felky Fun Meter[/h1] [h1]|------|----| [6/10] Pretty fun![/h1] [b]I wish I could rate this higher but the obligatory 30mins Vampire Survivors section[u]s[/u] almost fully ruined this very fun game for me.[/b] First impression was horrible; Immediately got annoyed by the characters during the intro I felt like I was watching a Rick & Morty episode and it definitely seemed like this was gonna be a rough playthrough.. [b]BUT[/b] this game is filled with fun mini-games; good/comfy controls; pleasant art and even if the humor never really got me at least it's not hammered in your face as hard as some other "funny" games do and overall the story was really enjoyable to follow and to finish :D I liked every single mini-games and there's a little bit for everyone from precise jumping to actual knowledge-test about random topic in the world; with some arcade-machine-style games and real puzzles that make you think. Really wasn't expecting this and it was super fun to go through! That being said what the FLIP is this obligatory Vampire Survivor stuff making people sit through 30 mins of unskippable "gameplay" that feels like a filler since there is barely any depth to it the whole process is trying to max-out a weapon and then get lucky to get the upgrade that makes it [i]legendary[/i] and the luckier you are with the legendaries the easier you win.. That was super underwhelming and it was hard to push through those sections, sitting there for 30mins running in circles, only motivated by the potential fun mini-games afterwards. I have nothing against Vampire Survivors clones even though Steam has a trillion of them but it felt like it has nothing to do in a game like this; I wouldn't have commented on it if it was a one-time-thing but you have to go through MINIMUM "3" of those which is almost 2 full hours if you never lose. [b]This is a 10/10 game if you cut in half the Survivor time that really feels like it's just bloating the game's lenght for no other reason than making it not a 1~2hours playthrough; hence not justifying it's 13€ price.[/b] I rarely go "Meta" during my reviews and try to draw conclusion about what the devs thought I stick to what's in the game but for this one it feels really obvious; especially rewatching the trailer after my playthrough it's like you're self-aware that this part of the game sucks and you're damage controlling what people are going to complain about but for some reason you don't do anything about it. So yea in conclusion I can't even recommend this to my friends without WARNING THEM about the Survivors aspect and it's a shame.

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so apparently there will NOT be a 'Jerk Off' button in 1 Trait Escape this year uhm so because of this I will not be playing the game anymore um this is just really upsetting i can imagine you are really upset as well uh it's just a bit of a joke. andrew sort your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ out

WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ YOU THINK YOURE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITH ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COSSETT ♥♥♥♥♥ TALKING ♥♥♥♥ NOW YOU MADE THE LIST ITS A DEATH LIST FOR DEAD ♥♥♥♥

真的很好玩！，但是我什么时候才能打败cossett

1te has been invented by some crazy furries it has changed my life completely and i love it with my whole heart. ill never forget this inspiring experience