Verzaken! VR Adventure

This isn't your run of the mill beat em up, hack'n slash, rogue like, dungeon crawler, open world what have you. Verzaken is a simple yet eloquent metaphor for the banality of dopamine chasing. As dopamine a connoisseur I empathize with my brethren who are tired of your over the complicated skill based games, with those troublesome story lines, world building, and puzzles that force you to stretch out your attention span long enough to get but a trickle of sweet neurotransmitter. Verzaken is for the thinkin man, who's far too enriched with experience to want to bother enjoying an actual video game. Verzaken provides a clean, steady conveyor of dopamine hits. No mystery, no charade, no critical thinking. Just you and that sweet sweet dopamine at a click of a button. Some people may tell you there is no point to the game, that it's just a skinner box meant to milk you of your time. Well I can tell you these people are completely inept in figuring out thee game of the century. For the simple reason they are looking too deep into Verzaken. There's nothing to look into. Verzaken is like a vast ocean with an inch of depth to it. Get in the kiddy pool and tug that boat. That's what Verzaken is all about. Personally I quit doing heroin, so I could dedicate more time to playing Verzaken. It's a much more straight forward method of releasing that sweet sweet dopamine. Verzaken doesn't bother with bells or whistles either. Verzaken knows it's the ugly chick at the dance and she's ready to put out for you for one night at the ball. Just like fat chicks and chinese food, Verzaken is the gamer equivalent of easy, low effort, low cost dopamine. There isn't anything else you need. And if you disagree, it's my recommendation you inquire within. Just what is the goal of anything? Well it's to ♥♥♥ every second of your waking life. And let me tell you Verzaken is like a slow steady orgasm rocking through you like an accident on the yoga mat. Align your chakras and then sell them to the devil for that sweet sweet dopamine. Verzaken won't ever leave you, Verzaken won't ever make you rage quit, Verzaken won't ever put into question your self worth. Every moment you tie a piece of your ego to Verzaken is a moment well spent furthering the accrual on that sweet sweet dopamine tab. Everything in life erodes and slowly fades away, but Verzaken is a monuement to the beauty of immutability. Verzaken will never receive any updates. No bug fixes, no hot fixes, no user feedback! Saving you the time and energy of having to accost your precious mental resources on entertaining those pesky updates lesser games tend to receive. Instead you can focus on the tepid, low pressure ejaculation Verzaken reliably delivers without compromise. Saying Verzaken is an addiction is like saying your wife is a narcotic drug. I take the time out of my day (which only includes bathroom breaks from not playing Verzaken) to spit on subhumans that would dare belittle the Verzaken name by inserting their half baked skinner box analogues into the Verzaken forum. There will come a time when I die and have to answer to god for that sweet sweet dopamine. And I don't want him to ask me why I did not defend his greatest miracle bequeathed to mankind. I will arrive into heaven slowly ejaculating the very last of my precious life energy as I commit my soul and bodily fluids to playing Verzaken. And you should too!

Whole game is freezing if press esc i will give me options when i resume game if just move a little bit and frezze again.

3/10