
"Alcatraz Island Lofts", an experimental VR short, is a dark comedy monologue set in 2025 San Franciso that imagines a rather cynical solution to San Francisco's housing crisis: converting the historic prison on Alcatraz Island into over-priced lofts. Run length is 1 min 30 secs.
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Deneysel bir VR kısa filmi olan "Alcatraz Island Lofts", 2025 San Francisco'da geçen ve San Francisco'nun konut krizine oldukça alaycı bir çözüm hayal eden bir kara komedi monologudur: Alcatraz Adası'ndaki tarihi hapishaneyi aşırı fiyatlı çatı katlarına dönüştürmek.
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[b]Playtime[/b]: 1 minute 30 seconds. Not sure where there is a dark comedy as described. 3/10
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Как я понял, UNCORPOREAL- это короткие фильмы, которыми нужно только насладиться, подумать немного и забыть, хотя смысла не очень-то и много в серии игр...
UNCORPOREAL - "Alcatraz Island Lofts" is not a game. Games contain meaningful gamelike interaction and game loops, which are absent in this software. Instead of being a game, UNCORPOREAL - "Alcatraz Island Lofts" is a software application that shows a 90 second monologue from a mediocre comedian. If you can get it to work, see, the developers never bothered to test the software so it's a bug infested mess. Anyway since when is a godawfully bad 90 second standup routine a "game"??? For those unfamiliar with what actually makes something a game, a "game loop" describes the interaction and feedback a gamer has when playing a game. Tetris, for example, has a game loop where a random block appears, the gamer interacts with the block to position it, and then the game decides if that finishes a row or not, increases the players score if any rows were completed, then gives the gamer another block to position. Counter-Strike has a game loop where a player seeks another player, tests their skill against that player by shooting them or being shot, the computer rewards the player if they win, and then if the player survives, they repeat that loop. There's no loop here, no true interactive feedback. It simply is not a game, it cannot be "played". This has misleadingly been launched in the "Games" section of Steam instead of the "Software" section. This is a common mistake for developers who are new to Steam, or don't understand the difference between games and software which isn't a game. It seems this software published incorrectly as a game is simply lack of experience/knowledge of the correct process. Here's a link for the process to publish non-game software on Steam: [url=https://help.steampowered.com/en/wizard/HelpWithPublishing?issueid=925]Steam Developer Help With Software Publishing[/url] It's unfortunate this process was not known about/followed, resulting in a software application being published in the wrong place. Publishing things which aren't games on Steam in the Games section as games is misleading to gamers and somewhat harmful, because it pollutes the Steam marketplace and takes away visibility and market exposure for genuine game developers who do the right thing and make games for gamers. There are no gameplay loops in this software, no "gameplay", no meaningful game like interaction. It's a software application and as such has no merits as a video game for gamers. Because of this, I cannot recommend this non-game software as a game to gamers.
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They are very poorly put together, including the navigation for the experience. The monologue wasn't good for the Alcatraz Island Lofts, and there really wasn't anything to experience. BUT, it was the first hologram tech I've seen on the Vive. It was poor quality, but I'm interested in that tech, so it was fun to walk around the actor and see her stitched together. Overall, it was a free demo, but I believe most people will not enjoy the experience even at that price point. That's because it is. It's an asset flip. At least the dev of pong waves had enough decency to add detail and modify the scene a little bit. All these guys did was buy the asset pack and sell it on steam.
Жена сказала, что если на этом обзоре наберётся 10 лайков и 5 наград, то она подарит ящик пива. Мужики, выручайте!
[h1] Experienced on the Oculus Rift [/h1] [i] press spacebar to start experience [/i] This is about a 1.5 minute VR short cinematic experience. The environment is a futuristic inspired take on an apartment loft in Alcatraz Island that is up for sale. You are an invisible potential buyer where a real estate agent lady tries to sell you on making an offer. This is how most episodes of Pron start, but there is no happy ending here. I found the monologue funny. The visuals on the apartment loft were spectacular. Very detailed and very realistic looking, I'm sure if this idea ever took off this is exactly what the lofts would look like. The real estate agent doesn't look as good. I don't mean she's unattractive, I just mean the quality of the animations there are subpar compared to the rest of the visuals. I think it's worth the download, but there is no replay value. Almost too short, but high quality VR cinematic experience. Rate 6/10. I did watch this 3 times just so I could review this for you guys!
Says up front it's a short experience, and it is. The story is just filler and doesn't do anything for it. The VR itself though is interesting, and has a nice environment to look around in. Still, being this short doesn't make it worth the time.
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