Trees Hate You
Hike through the worst forest full of the most horrible trees. Do not trust them. The trees will trick you. They will bully you. They will hurt you. If only you could find an axe...
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About the game
After a picnic in the woods, it's time to go home. But the nearby flora is determined to take you off course and make your life miserable.
This is a rage game focused on traps and gags. There's a surprise around every corner to keep your hike infuriating. Try to avoid the traps, inevitably die from them, and try again. These trees are unfair, mean, and merciless. They will use your expectations against you to humiliate you.
In this game, you can:
Be the victim of a variety of bullying methods
Get lost in several biomes as your journey goes terribly off course
Collect cool hats (or ugly hats, depending on your fashion sense)
Find an axe?