
The most absurd game of the year! Fight d**ks, collect the legendary Dick Extract, and spray it on your professors to win their hearts. But beware – if you lose on the DJ Janitor's arena, you’ll belong to him!
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Welcome to the wildest university experience of your life, where your professors have one very specific fetish: Dick Extract. As Nerdy, you’ll venture into arenas controlled by the infamous DJ Janitor, who rules over hordes of angry d**ks and challenges you to collect as much extract as you can.
The rules are simple:
Spray the extract: Professors will go from insulting you to becoming your biggest fans.
Fight the dks:** Unleash chaos on the Disco, Cyberpunk, and Heavy Metal arenas.
Survive the risk: Every minute, a return portal opens – decide whether to escape with your loot or risk it for more. If you lose, the DJ Janitor has plans for you.
Key Features:
Hilariously Absurd Gameplay:
Battle hordes of d**ks and collect vials of extract on unique arenas.
Risk vs. Reward:
The return portal opens every minute – escape with what you have or risk everything for bigger rewards. Lose, and the DJ Janitor knows exactly what to do with you.
Intimate Interactions:
Professors insult you when you’re empty-handed, but one spray of extract changes everything.
Over-the-Top Humor:
Grotesque enemies, ridiculous dialogue, and gameplay so absurd you’ll laugh and cringe at the same time.
Is This Game For You?
If you love absurd humor, chaotic action, and something so ridiculous you’ll remember it forever, Teacher's Secret: DJ Janitor and the Dick Extract is the game for you. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Reviews
[H1]보1지 보여줌 꼭1지 보여줌 개발자 정성은 이해하나.. 기본 기술력이 부족하다.[/H1] 게임에 이것저것 많이 넣으려고 노력은 했음. <- 이것만큼은 인정함. 근데 존1나 못 만들었음...ㅠㅠ 얼마나 못 만들었냐면은 내가 이 게임 처음 3400원에 나왔을 때는 가격보고 살 생각 전혀 안들었음. 광고페이지 cg나 동영상 보면 이건 절대 3400원이라는 돈값을 못 하는 게임이었거든. 그래서 어제 50%할인해서 1700원 하는데... 그래도 돈값 한다고는 생각이 안 들었음. 진짜 내가 이거 독배를 들이킨다고 생각하고 결국 게임을 구입했고.. 이건 진짜 독배였다. 존1나 못 만들었음. 개발자가 야게임에 필요한거 많이 넣으려고 했음. <- 이것만큼은 인정함. 근데 실력이 개판임. 캐릭터 표정도 이상하고 h씬에서 화면 좌측에서 연기 뿜어져 나오는 효과는 왜 넣었냐? 게임은 로딩도 길고 프레임도 존1나 느림. h씬도 움직임이 애매하게 느림... 참고로 내 컴퓨터는 GTA5풀옵이 원활하게 돌아가는 컴퓨터인데.. 왜 이 게임은 이렇게나 느린거냐? 결국 몇번 해보고 그냥 포기하고 나옴. 돈만 날렸다. [h1]개발자가 노력한건 이해함. 근데 기본 실력이 너무 떨어져서 못해먹겠음. 비추천.[/h1]
動圖✔ 配音✘ 啪啪啪✔ 中文✘ 遊戲性:★★☆☆☆ 畫 風:★★☆☆☆ 激情度:★★★☆☆ CP值:★★★★☆ 備 註:動作射擊類,以第一人稱視點擊殺怪物,累計分數達到一定水平可解鎖CG短片,全解鎖約2小時(難度較高,滑鼠中間滑輪可更換武器)。15段CG短片,各包含3段不同拍攝角度差分短片。遊戲優化差,需要極高效能顯卡,佔用硬碟空間較多。 更多同類型評測 [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/42686587/][b]可按這裡[/b][/url]
I didn’t enjoy this game, as it feels poorly optimized and underwhelming in execution. Load times are painfully slow, and the game’s file size is disproportionately large compared to its content. The controls feel sluggish, and there’s no menu to adjust settings like mouse sensitivity, which adds to the frustration. The gameplay revolves around entering one of three arenas to shoot waves of enemies that quickly swarm you. Surviving is extremely difficult, making it hard to make meaningful progress. Points earned in the arena are used to unlock scenes, which can be accessed by interacting with the women in the classrooms scattered around the school, serving as the game’s hub. While the game does offer a decent variety of animated scenes, they’re non-interactive, and the camera work leaves much to be desired. For some inexplicable reason, each scene begins with a smoke effect that obscures the view for far too long and just being annoying. This could have been an interesting concept, but the poor optimization, lack of quality-of-life features, and frustrating design choices make it difficult to recommend.
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Very good fun for a very low price. When I saw the price of this game, I thought it would be another piece of garbage, but it turned out that there are a lot of good videos with girls and the arena gameplay itself is also interesting. And I like shooting ♥♥♥♥♥ the most
Too many boobs not enough ♥♥♥♥♥
muy mal optimizado, no tiene opciones de configuracion como bajar el volumen o reducir los graficos, sin mencionar que no hay forma de cambiar el idioma.
bu oyunun müzik kısmını kim bulduysa ödül almalı mükemmel ötesi oynarken götüm pırpırlanıyor
We need Chinese! 诈骗游戏,没有中文。且无游戏设置。垃圾
什么JB玩意,这是我唯一玩的一款游戏弟弟都不屑于说话的黄油, 他甚至还骗你有简体中文,设置界面都没~动态CG还在那喷你那个该死的B烟,喷你个JB烟呢
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