Splat the Blob

*clears throat* I entered this expecting only the best. Nevertheless Splat the Blob exceeded my expectations! The game runs as good as a CPT-420 Touch to Toast™ Leverless 2-Slice Toaster, but I was amazed when it ran as good as a Dualit® 4-Slice NewGen Classic Toaster in Charcoal (my toaster). Entering the tower level, I was surprised on the quality and difficulty that compares to surviving a family Christmas. These are the only negative comments I could muster for this truly superb (should be game of the year) experience. But those small nitpicks are canceled out in more ways you could ever imagine. When I pressed "create game" I was a boy, but when I faced the yeti, beat the parkour, and unlocked that chest I became a man. One cannot say they have truly "lived" if they have not powered through Splat the Blob for PC or Mac. Before I experienced this perfection of a game I was a total loser. Splat the Blob turned my life around. I was down in the gutter. No one liked me, and I was disowned by my family. Once I finished this momentous achievement my family and everyone loved me. I gained gained the respect of peers and loved ones. In conclusion, Splat the Blob is truly a life changing experience. Any rating below 11/10 have no idea what good is. Anyone who has not experienced Splat the Blob simply less value in their skill. To truly be one must complete Splat the Blob. "Before I could not... Now I can do." Edit: I've come back to edit this review to give my thoughts after sinking 8.5 hours into this masterpiece. As I have already stated, I hold this game in the highest regards and consider it a piece of art to challenge the Mona Lisa. What I have not told you all is the fact of the game's replayability. Although experiencing this game once could enlighten even the most primitive being, I have ascended to a higher plane by completing Splat the Blob far over a dozen times. Furthermore, I have studied through late nights to come up with the best speedrunning strategy I could for this game. I have devoted countless hours to speedrunning this game so that I may experience its joy as many times as I want in a short time. In conclusion, The replayability of this artwork truley amazes me. This product can bring hours of amazement for all peoples. What else would you expect from Splat the Blob for PC and Mac. I encourage everyone to pickup a FREE copy of Splat the Blob and give it a try. It may just be the thing you need to brighten your day.

liquid

still waiting for splat the blob 2

its good

Love the game, fire, kissable. Requires a high end pc

nuke the poachers