
The near future. A virus came to earth that turned all men into dangerous mutants. And only sex with girls can overcome this infection!
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This game (Sex Apocalypse) is the best game I have ever played in my life (ever). I (19M) used to have sex regularly (5+ times a day) with multiple women (with big boobs and butt cheeks). One of the main reasons why women want to have sex with me (19M) is because of my big penis (11.36 inches). My big penis (11.36 inches) entices women into having sex with me (19M), which is highly irresistible. This game (Sex Apocalypse) brings many memories of my first relationship with another human (44F). When I (19M), laid eyes on her (44F), my heart raced so fast (200BPM). She came towards me (19M) and laid her whole body (55kg) on top of me as I (19M) looked up at her angelic facial structure (44F). Suddenly, her (44F) husband (20M) came lunging towards her. I (19M) was terrified (emotionally) as I witnessed his (20M) entire being (400kg) attempting to five-star frog splash me (kinda like Rob Van Dam). I (19M) dodged this manoeuvre and prepared to Batista Bomb him (20M). However, after strenuous efforts, I (19M) realised it would be too difficult (as he was 400kg). So I (19M) decided to take a couple of steps back and feinted a leg kick (like how Israel Adesanya would). I (19M) dropped kick him (20M), and he laid on the floor in prime position to perform the most electrifying move in sports entertainment. I (19M) looked up at this beautiful woman (44F) and slowly began to roll my sleeves back, revealing my Limited Edition Rock Elbow Pads. I (19M) began to take them off, and she (44F) begged me (19M) to stop. With a smirk on my face, I (19M) removed the Limited Edition Rock Elbow Pads and chucked it at her (44F) face (kinda like how the Rock does). I (19M) then stood behind his (20M) head and stared in her direction, swinging my arms to signify what was about to come. I (19M) ran towards the wall and rebounded (successfully), looked into the window to see the audience, looked up at the sky and dropped the People's Elbow. I (19M) looked into his (20M) eyes as his entire being (400kg) stood up after being electrified (by me, 19M). At that very moment, I (19M) sensed the inevitable. Everything felt slow, my heart rate dropped (to 20BPM), he (20M) turned towards me, and I inflicted the most electrifying finisher in sports entertainment, the Rock Bottom. In my (19M) head, I can hear Jim Ross (70M) calling this exact moment; "BAH GAHD HE LANDS THE ROCK BOTTOM". He (20M) lies on the floor, trembling and in agonising pain, fading, drifting in and out of consciousness. I (19M) jumped on his lifeless body and held his (20M) leg up. Earl Hebner (72M) comes flying out of the window with his limited edition RB-2000 Hydrogen peroxide-powered rocket pack (which is really expensive) and begins to count...1.....2.....3..... ***DING DING DING*** Inside his (72M) jetpack was a miniature version of the greatest sports entertainment ring announcer, Tony Chimel (60M). He (60M) comes out and says, "HERE IS YOUR WINNER, ANDDDD..... NNEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW WWE WOOOOORRRLDD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, SHEEEENNNNZZZZZZZZZ". At that moment in time, I (19M) said to myself; This is the greatest moment of my life. Then, ***BAM*** Stone Cold Steve Austin (57M) kicks down the (wooden) door and plays The Rock's theme song on his iPod touch (2nd generation), whilst I (19M) held my WWE World Heavyweight Championship Belt above my head in glory. He (57M) chucks two cans of water (not beer because I can't drink beer because I'm not allowed to because my parents said I'm not allowed to drink beer), and I (19M) held them up in the air and poured it (the two cans of water) in my mouth (kinda like how Stone Cold Steve Austin (57M) would). I (19M) then proceeded to have sex with her (44F) with my penis (11.36 inches). Now you (the person reading this review) may be wondering why I (19M) would be playing a Sex Simulator game (Sex Apocalypse) when I (19M) have a big penis (11.36 inches). This is because sex (with women) has become too familiar. I (19M) have decided to take a break (with women) and took it upon myself (19M) to play this game (Sex Apocalypse) to desensitise. I (19M) don't see myself playing this game (Sex Apocalypse) that much because women (females) are always looking to have sex with my penis (11.36 inches). I (19M) would highly recommend this game (Sex Apocalypse) if you (the person reading this review) are unable to come in contact with females. Me (19M), on the other hand (pun intended), don't have to worry about this because women (females) always want to have sex with my penis (11.36 inches) because it is very big (according to a study conducted by penis enthusiasts).
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Zombie ?! '' Fun Time '' with beautiful girls ?! ..Apocalypse !? Killing zombies ?! ..sounds perfect :D ..have fun kill zombies and have some fun with girls :D ...enjoy !!
Has a few fun moments but gets stupid very fast.
Секс Апокалипсис — трэш шутан, жестокий как любительское пѳрно из 90х. Суть: бежит мужик явно косплеющий чувака из Дума по каким-то коридорам, с девицами невинно стоящими посреди этого безобразия, которых он браво насаживает на свой молодецкий ствол, дабы бонусы получить. На все ачивки тут игрушку можно пробежать минут за 20, тем более что проходить это полностью никакого желания не напасешься. Плюсы: ✓ «идеалка» минут за 15-20. Минусы: - шакальная картинка от которой кровь течет из глаз. - стиль артов довольно отвратный. - геймплей скучен. - когда появляются текстовые сообщения, игрушка с подтормаживанием реагирует на их откликивание. - баги. Как итог: если только ради быстрой «идеалки», да и то покупать эту трешанину за такие деньги, смысла нет, даже по скидке, имхо. Ну и прѳнхаб уже изобрели. 2 апокалипсиса на 10 °бель https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1276836226 [i]P.s: если этот обзор был для Вас полезен ставьте лайк, а также добавляйтесь в друзья и подписывайтесь на меня как куратора - [url=http://store.steampowered.com/curator/28776273/] Обзоры онлайн [/url][/i]
[h1]Overview:[/h1] '[i]Sex Apocalypse[/i]' is an erotic 2.5D side scrolling shooter where you play as a big buff guy shooting his way through different environments ridding the world of a green plague whilst satiating his need for lustful activity at the same time. Fight through a handful of different level types, collect ammo and money, and engage in sexual activities with random female personalities strewn throughout the world. Sounds interesting enough and to an extent it actually is. Surprisingly '[i]Sex Apocalypse[/i]' although appears to not be a very good game, is oddly fun. Not to say it doesn't have its own problems and flaws but for a 2.5D shooter, it's surprisingly not half bad. [h1]Gameplay:[/h1] Like any typical 2D shooter, you move from left to right shooting baddies while looking out for power-ups and items to help you along your journey. In this case it's ammo, health, money and of course, potential women. When fornicating with these women, they provide you with a support kit you can also use in conjunction with your money to order extra supplies. There are about 4 or 5 different stages that you can play through, all which will begin repeating after you've gone through each of them at least once which means, the game doesn't really have an end. After each scenario however you can upgrade a weapon of your choosing with the money you've accumulated throughout your run which is honestly quite impressive given the circumstances. For a game like this to have weapon upgrades is quite impressive. Something rather unique that this game does is introduce an infection system. The more damage you take, the more your health bar becomes covered with infection. What does this do exactly? Essentially it visually obstructs your health bar until you can no longer keep track of it. The remedy? Sex! Why of course! Engage in sexual activities with the women you randomly encounter and on top of receiving a support kit, you also cleanse yourself of infection. It's pretty ironic how participating in such dirty acts would rid you of infection but I'm definitely not complaining! You are also given quite a unique arsenal of weapons to use from your typical firearms to a bear that chomps on the mean green mutant machines and even feces that you lob at the less fortunate. For a game this seemingly simple, there's actually quite a lot more on the table than meets the eye. Although '[i]Sex Apocalypse[/i]' lacks fairly in lewd and sexual content, it functions well enough for a shooter. The sex animations are just a simple loop and are basically the only sexual thing about the game. Going into this, expect more of an adult arcade shooter rather than a fully fledged porn game, cause if that's what you're looking for, you're not going to find it here. [h1]Controls:[/h1] Rather simple all things considered. Shooting is fine enough and hitboxes react appropriately for the most part and only once did I have issues shooting an enemy but that was due to an invisible wall. Something that did bother me quite a bit is closing text windows after you've had your "fun" with the ladies. Leaving a text box can sometimes be inconsistent and you'll have to continuously click out of it to finally leave it. Aside from that, everything else seems to be in working order. [h1]Graphics:[/h1] I actually find it a bit amusing, having all the sprites two dimensional while in a three dimensional space. It gives off a '[i]Paper Mario[/i]' vibe and makes it feel like you're playing on a board game space. I kind of like it. Another thing I ought to mention (which is quite trivial) is the shading detail. It's rather emphasised here which is surprising considering the overall quality of the entire game. I'm somewhat baffled and pleased with the visuals in this game. [h1]Audio:[/h1] Sadly doesn't do the game justice. Music hits a bit too hard and is overly loud and obnoxious. This is also a game where a volume meter is again, absent. Implementing such a feature is trivial and not hard at all. Why not do it? By default the volume of the game is ear piercing, thus having a volume meter is a must. If they worked on the audio as much as they did with the graphics, I feel it would've been a at least a bit better. [h1]Conclusion/TL;DR:[/h1] '[i]Sex Apocalypse[/i]' is a 2.5D erotic side scrolling shooter where you shoot your way through a handful of environments while keeping an eye out for helpful items and sex hungry women as well as watching over your health and status. It has a lot more going for it than it initially seems and surprisingly these features add onto the game in a good way including an infection system, a good variety of weapons and even weapon upgrades. For the price, it may just be cutting it, but it also might just be worth it if you honestly consider everything at play.
you can finally kill zombies and not just f u k
I showed my therapist this and now we both need therapy
This game taught me how to ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥!
это ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Сначала просто забаговала, потом и вовсе стала вылетать при загрузке сейва. Весь прогресс коту под хвост. Игра немного странная, сама по себе. Берите на свой страх и риск.
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