Serious Survivors

Плюсы 1. Прикольная спиномозговая пострелушка с вайбами Серьёзного Семёна. 2. Довольно низкий порог входа, ничего от тебя не требует. 3. Таймкиллер во время ебучих рабочих созвонов. 4. Игра быстро и прикольно ускоряется, не успевает наскучить. 5. Запустилась даже на калькуляторе. Минусы 1. В целом дизайн окружения, монстрятины, пушек и звуков достаточно скромный. 2. Импакта от пушек нет, хотя он там прям просится. Предсказуемый и интуитивно понятный проект, клон Думов и Серьёзныча старой школы. Можно эту крепкую основу увести как в трешатину, так и в хард шутер в любом стиле. P.S. Взорвать меню — трипл эй фича

meh

very good game a little worse serious sam survival but it's f2p ;p

Fun, free Serious Sam themed survivors-like. Each round seems to last around 30 or 40 mins, you win so long as you do not die. The balancing is in much need of help though. After a few healing type upgrades, I just stopped receiving damage altogether and the game was no challenge at all. Still had fun blasting away my enemies, but I didn't even have to move. If the game was more balanced, more of a challenge, I think I'd have even more fun. However, for free I'd say it's still worth checking out for a bit if you like the theme and genre.

Gouda

Please add COOP (remote play together)

Serious Survivors is exactly what it advertises: a fast-paced, over-the-top boomer shooter with roguelike upgrades and nonstop chaos (whilst taking inspiration from Serious Sam series). You pick a map, survive for 20 minutes, and try not to get mobbed by monsters along the way. The gameplay is very straightforward. Classic FPS controls (WASD to move, Space to jump, Shift to dash, Mouse-click to shoot, etc.), level up to choose perks, stack upgrades, grab new weapons, repeat. You start with an SMG (other starting weapons and maps need to be unlocked), and during runs you can pick up things like a minigun, plasma launcher, or assault rifle. The enemies resemble early DOOM-style mobs and quickly scale up in numbers until you’re circle-strafing for your life. The low-poly PS2-era aesthetic has its charm if you’re into that retro vibe. It definitely leans into the “simple but explosive” style. That said, once the 5-minute mark passes, the gameplay loop starts to feel a bit repetitive. Surviving the full 20-minute timer can feel like a grind, especially when the main challenge becomes avoiding getting cornered by a sea of enemies. It’s fun in short bursts, but it ran its course for me after a few runs. Perhaps the game could benefit from more variety. Lowering map unlock costs, adding more weapons, introducing permanent progression upgrades, or even unlockable characters with unique passives would go a long way in keeping things fresh. Overall, it’s a decent time-killer with chaotic energy and quick restarts. Not super deep, not super complex, just plain old shoot, dodge, survive. And hey, it’s free, so if you’re curious and want some mindless carnage, there’s no harm in giving it a shot.