
Secondhand Lands is a massively multiplayer online game set in a fairytale world colored with parody and witty fun. The heroes are comprised of a motley crew of wolves, sheep, catgirls, and scrappers who have pledged their undying allegiance to either Little Bo Peep or Red Riding Hood.
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Not even interesting enough to play as an MMO parody. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4leEH6QppHU
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I miss the game poggers
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I should mention here that I have been playing this game for years and my review might be a bit bias but still I’ve seen the game grow and know quite a bit about it, so perhaps it might be biased but its throughout. I was just going to do a short review then I thought, eh why not do something long and formal. Pros: Long quirky split questline, you can do both parts on the same character if you want as well. Factions, groups, and guilds. Player market and personal/guild vault system. Trading system. Multiple, customizable chat logs. Multiple races with different skills. In game purchases. (Tokens represent real life cash). Daily grind where you have a chance to win tokens. Contests and other events that you can do with a team or try out solo. Lots of achievements. Crafting, enchanting and collection system. PvP is optional (but beneficial). [enable to pvp you must drink juice, this is called ‘juicing’] Dueling. Helpful community. Large map. Combat and vanity pets. Player color, pattern and size customization. Player instances (land/home) and objects to place there. Options for role players like animations, emoting and player biographies. There’s a skill build for pretty much anyone. Lots of skills from each race help the other so it’s great for team play. Been playing for years and am still learning/finding new things. Cons: The questline can get a bit difficult when searching for certain items, sometimes you can find these items on the market however or by trading. Juicing can cause drama if you complain about being killed, if you are not interested in pvp(player versus player), please do not juice. Also, if you’re going to be AFK step into a safe zone. Someone might accidently AFK kill you doing a stealth attack not realizing you’re afk. (or they did it on purpose –shrugs-). Either way you’re vulnerable to other players while juiced and members of the opposite faction may attack you. It is nearly impossible to 100% this game. Some of the achievements can only be given by game masters, it may be impossible to get all of them, but you could sure try! (You’ll be a legend.) Tips: If you’re going to be juiced it’s easier to play with those of the same faction. Go through the questline at least once, it’s really fun, quirky and helps you understand the game better. If you’re having trouble with a quest ask for help, if you’re looking for a resource check the market. Make multiple characters of multiple races, each race is unique in its own way. Participate in events and contests. Buy a collection album, it makes the game so much more organized. The player base: The player base is pretty close with each other for the most part. As with any pack there is an omega who turns their back on the rest but that’s a tale for another time. They’re very helpful to newbies so if you have a question, don’t be afraid to ask someone. The game masters and administrators: Great people, these guys. Even if they’re afk they’ll still send you a message and answer any questions when they’re available. If you have any bug reports you can let them know. I recommend this game 10/10. There’s something in it for everyone and it’s free to play!
---{Graphics}--- ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS {Its amazing, just don't look too closely to the eyes } ---{Gameplay}--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't {It works pretty good, and the creatures make the game interesting} ---{Audio}--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf {The creature sounds are made pretty well and the music is good, it captures the feeling of being a mmorpg hero with the sounds of jumping being the icing on the cake.) ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☑ All {Although it may be a struggle for not so hardcore GAMERS.} ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☑ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer {This should be taken with a grain of salt as I play on a Nintendo WII} ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☑ Dark Souls {It takes a bit to remember the best ways to deal with creatures. and memorize the map, unless you are a god tier gamer with a+ memory smileyface} ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☑ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding {The grind is pretty rough don't run over the bridge the mobbies will bonk bonk you.} ---{Story}--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑ It‘ll replace your life {Maybe its because I like furries a lot but generally I think the storyline portrays a beautiful romance between all the furries.} ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond {It is very polished and ready to play for an eternity for the really high octane gameplayers.} ---{Price}--- ☑ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money {I felt that it was a little pricey.} ---{Bugs}--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs {Considering Blizzard Entertainment clearly backing the project up with the proper amount of funding that it needs they've really smashed it out of the park.) ---{?/10}--- ☐1 ☐2 ☐3 ☐4 ☐5 ☐6 ☐7 ☐8 ☐9 ☑10 {It was AMAZING & I suggest anyone with the slightest hesitation to think twice and just make your dream furry come true & look damn good while doing it in a gamer atmosphere.)
classic haven't played it yet tho
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Honestly seeing this game make a comeback on Steam has filled me with nostalgia. I remember playing this back when it was new, having to grind away on Domo-kuns to level up and complete quests. I remember when the Domo-kuns were removed for copyright infringement. This game is and has always been a trip man. Sure, the active players at any given moment are low but when you do find someone they are usually the coolest people you could ever meet. If you are looking at the other negative reviews and wondering if you should give this game a go, I suggest you give it a fair shake. Its a fairly tiny download and completely free to play, after all and will run on just about any hardware (its a game from 2009) with new patches and content still being added to the game fairly regularly. If you are into old school style MMORPGs with charm and its own flair in its setting and mechanics (having a two legged player character ride a four legged one into battle is fun and something you wont see elsewhere) I feel like you will have some fun in the same way that Old School Runescape is still a good time. Better yet, grab some friends and join together! Coming in with a group can only make the game more fun.
I'm glad to own this
This was a cute, fairly unique game where you could play as animals. It had some fairly dark writing and other content in it as well. Was it a good MMORPG? I'd say probably not by any objective criteria, but it was at least unique and interesting. It's sad to see it go.
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