
Your best Buddy has been kidnapped by a mysterious hospital director, and you are going to save him! The only problem is... you are a horse. Sneak your way through a bizarre hospital while wrecking havoc, ruining doctors' days, and tripping balls in Vietnam!
Revenue comes from in-game items and microtransactions, which our price-based model doesn't estimate. Copies below reflect the player base, not paid sales.
Media

About

Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 40 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
[h1]Before I played Saint Hazel's Horsepital, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]
It's such a short, stupidly fun game. Just play it.
ВАЩЕ ЕБЛАНОМ НЕ СТАНОВИШЬСЯ ПОСЛЕ НЕЕ ВСЕМ СОВЕТУЮ
Related
Related
Trends
Modeled estimate over time.
Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Horce
The puzzles are very simple, not much fun to play but good for story walkthrough. Camera angle sometimes go crazy and gave me a hard time (motion-sickness guy). The interaction button fails to work most of the time in human form. These two problems were the worst at the part getting glue crate for jimmy the rainbow janitor. It made it so much more unnecessarily harder than it was designed to be that I once felt it was unplayable. But the visual, the whole idea, the story is interesting enough. It was enjoyable.
Honestly, it's a very short game but a very stupid one. (in a good way) The plot isn't too hard to guess once you get to a certain part, but it's a nice little stealth comedy game to waste some time with. Can't say much about it, would comment on the plot but it's a little too easy to ruin given it's a pretty short plot. It's one of those games where playing it is better than reading about it, so give it a spin and you'll probably feel the same way.
I really love the storyline and design and horsing around, my main complaint is I got stuck at some level in the dungeon, because I can no longer move the horse in any direction, neither on the controller or the keyboard. First time the horse actually became invisible and skipped that whole planet 1961 thing, the second time that part played and when the horse came back crashing into the dungeon, it was visible but couldn't move. So, I don't know. Maybe I will try again at some point, I wanted to continue, but so far the bug is in the way.
HONSE
Honestly, great game hahaha. It is full of jokes and silly moves, good to calm down and relax
The world needs less war shooters and more games like this: stealth goat simulator. This game has no right to be this good.
Momentum
Pace estimated from the game's recent review growth (our daily snapshots) at its own sales-per-review ratio — a momentum signal, not booked sales.
Audience
Estimated from the language of this game's reviews — a proxy for where players are, not official Steam demographics.