Relaxation balls

10/10 would relax again

wddaw

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It was ok...

Замечательная игра!!! Если не играть в нее

Hey everyone and this is my review about the game! This is not a relaxing game for my balls, They were very upset and they punished me for a whole week and turned blue game. [h1]Interface/Menu/Settings[/h1] [b]Video Settings information.[/b] [list] [*] All Resolution sizes are available. [*] You can play in fullscreen or windowed mode. [*] There are some different graphics quality available. [/list] [b]Volume Settings Information.[/b] [list] [*] None. [/list] [b]Miscellaneous Information.[/b] [list] [*] None. [/list] [h1]About the game.[/h1] So i was sitting on my chair for a long time today. Which is what most people do these days. After awhile i have decide to release myself by watching some interesting videos on the internet. My balls were really happy and pleased with my action so i have decided to give them some extra relaxation by playing this game. Unfortunately my balls weren't relaxed at all when i was playing this game and they were quite upset with me. They said to me that the game is terrible by the choppy and buggy controls. They also said that they weren't amused with the shakey camera and stutter lag. They were questioning me why i am even playing this game if i can just simply give my own balls a sweet massage. I said i have no idea and i was clearly blinded with the high brightness light of the game. After i have "balls" deep apologized to my own balls i have decided to upload this nonsense review to steam and pointing out some hidden hints in this review. Point being, The game is NOT worth it at all and should never be bought. I have no idea why this game is on the steam store but i think we can say that about many games on here. DON'T BUY. WHAT YOU SEE ON THE STORE PAGE IS WHAT YOU GET! [b]Ingame Information.[/b] [list] [*] Everything is terrible in this game. [*] Don't get cards for this game, he will benefit from it. [/list] [b]Miscellaneous Information.[/b] [list] [*] There is only a quit button. There is no such thing as "main menu button" [*] 99 cent is waaay too overpriced for this game, I am even demanding for a refund if this game was for free. [/list] [h1]Other things.[/h1] The game is made in unity, So in other words you will have expectations that the game will be awful and you know what? You are COMPLETELY RIGHT!!! DON'T BUY THIS GAME! You are better off wasting your money on poor people that lives on the street then even consider to buy this game on the steam store. WHAT YOU SEE ON THE STORE PAGE IS WHAT YOU GET! NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS! ------------------- [quote] Reviews are always uploaded if i have at least played for 2 hours or more. Unless the game is really garbage and doesn't deserve the 2H limit.[/quote] I Give this game a 1/10