Please Stay Seated
2-4 players run an amusement park by hand. Please Stay Seated is an online co-op physics comedy: carry your customers to the rides, strap them in, and crank the throttle for cash without flinging them into orbit. Hit the day's quota or start over. You're the crew, not the tycoon.
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About
About the game
MANAGE THE AMUSEMENT PARK TO PAY YOUR RENT
Force the aliens visiting your amusement park to ride the rides, keep them happy, and collect their money. Get more aliens on the rides to unlock more rides!
ALIENS!
There are tons of aliens wandering around aimlessly. Grab them, toss them, and put them on the rides! Once you see they’re happy, you can let them off the ride. Of course, if you want, you can fling them off the rides at full speed. It’s up to you.
EVERY RIDE IS MANUAL.
Buckle up. Pull the lever. Press the buttons. If you don’t want anyone to get a headache, you’d better hit the brakes at the right time. Experience each ride’s unique features. And of course, you can ride the rides yourself too!
FIVE RIDES! (for now)
Carousel: A quiet, peaceful ride where you spin a horse. Just don’t speed it up too much and fling your customers all over the place.
Tower of Justice: Rise slowly. Hold them at the top. Then drop them at full speed right when everyone’s at their most stressed!! *Please brake before the ride hits the ground.*
Roller Coaster: Get everyone into the cars! Turn the lever and accelerate! Let them experience our park’s beautiful scenery at full speed. (As long as their seatbelts are fastened, of course.)
Ferris Wheel: Like a quiet, gentle giant wheel. Keep the doors closed and focus on spinning our dear customers around.
Bumper Cars: Get everyone on board! Witness the pure chaos in the square.
ONE WALLET, FOUR EMPLOYEES
There’s only one bank account. But everyone can get what they want. Make sure to handle the upgrades properly! Increase your number of rides. More customers, more money, and with all that money, a bigger amusement park.
NO CONSTRUCTION
This isn’t a tycoon game. You’re not designing the park. You’re not hiring anyone. Just you, your friends, and an army full of dim-witted aliens.
Can you play it alone?
Umm… yes.
