Path of Exile

This game is great. For context, I come from a long and prestigious lineage of vampires, adepts of black magic and genetic research. My parents raised me from a very young age to become the greatest ARPG player the world has ever seen. Whether that is actually the case remains to be seen. This league, I came across an item sold by a Sanguifex (what our family calls the farmers and loot-droppers we began genetically engineering over 700 years ago to farm items for us). While it's unfortunate that this person didn't recognize my prestigious lineage and refused to give me the item for free, it was still a great bargain and helped my league start tremendously. By the way, I actually possess no vampire physiology, since it is well known that vampires can't be good at PoE. The game is so good that my parents performed a ritual during my birth to strip me of my vampirism and allow me to play PoE full-time. Amazing game. 10/10.