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Absolutely stellar way to spend an afternoon! Relatively short length that feels perfect for the amount of challenge the game presents, stages that feel extremely satisfying to get down and clear after several tries, some of the best worst puns you'll ever encounter, and genuinely fun and solid characters and voice work. Absolutely worth your time, and one of the best free games you can get here.

Neat little game for a free-to-play experience, tho be warned the difficulty is really all over the place. Some dates are really easy, some are unfair in difficulty. The controls are not conducive to the bullet hell gameplay they desired especially when there's no real "rules" to how it works like any other bullet hell would be. Like in Gundeadligne, let's say, the bullet won't "hit" unless it hits you head on, or it hits in x spot on your model. Here? Good luck ♥♥♥♥♥. If you're into dying and retrying a lot I'd recommend it as a little meme game to kill 3 hours or so with.

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I didn't think that a mix of three different types of games would have such entertaining game play. The writing is hilarious and I can't wait for the sequel if it comes out.

Loved this little game, realized the people at GameGrumps were playing it, but didn't do it a service. Paid very little attention to the jokes and nods, didn't get to its end either. Well put together and great fun. You have my support for a sequel! Hope you can do more in the future!