Whoever made this game better lube up and get ready for my arrival. This game is the perfect mix of having a laugh and turning your best friend into what looks to be the leftovers of a mexican cartel video named "Turning pablo into Le Lasagana". As soon as we load into the game Im greeted with some tard beside me (Niko) with the iq of patrick star standing with a ak-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ firing shots to heaven, therefore setting off the alarm before our silly pre-♥♥♥ little smooth brain minds could ever even leave the robbery re7a5d cu.ck mobile to start the heist, Next try on the jewellery store we turn into groundhog day and start getting ass f0cked by the phone time clock in that is from the c0ck blocker of a gaurd in the alleyway. You have to have the precision of a dude giving b0nnie blue a c8msh0t to get that door open perfectly timed with the drill. Eventually we gained such precision and breezed and slide through the missions like diddy picking baby oil at the local supervaulu (very easy and very slippery once bought). Then came the big heists (scarier and harder than big black jamal in prison showers), Everything went to hell in 30 seconds flat. Niko (friend) , possessing the tactical awareness of a crackhead holding his fIe5h Iight potato, tripped a camera with his massive ass millie-bobby-brown looking forehead, then got instantly obliterated by some security guard immigrant like he was a black lad invading the local centra. Immeditely in that moment I thought about avenging my local centra and turned into prime thad castle protecting his bosnian pocket ♥♥♥♥♥ gifted to him from his war hero dad, I locked in and took my finger out of my ass and turned off the mommy asmr. I revived the smooth brained wank of a friend and we both starting clearing the building out of guards making sure to clear out every civilian in our path to 100% insure nobody saw their families tonight. Overall great experience, taught me my gun skills which I will use in school (take from that what u will) . Amazing game and up the RA!
