
My Vampire Wife is a gothic visual novel where you must save your wife from the Inquisition. Passion, sex, and mortal danger await you!
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You are an old knight who dreams of spending the rest of your life in peace, far from wars and bloody campaigns.
But fate has other plans.
The kingdom declares an inquisition against all vampires. The hunt begins, and your wife is among those sentenced to destruction.
Now you must take up your sword again, not for glory or the crown, but for love.
What awaits you:
- Intense elections
- Dangerous journeys
- Beautiful locations
- Hot sex scenes
Can you protect the one you love when the whole world wants her dead?
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Languages: English
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The writing was painful to read. Ridiculous cheesy slop, often repeating the same information with new, equally ridiculous words. I saw one sex scene, and it was incapable of stirring my loins. It did the opposite, in fact. So if you plan to indulge in an over-campy and unfunny game that will cause your brain and sex organs to shrivel, this is it. Admittedly, your vampire wife looks like she's pretty cute, but I definitely would not walk through this hell for her. It took me 11 minutes to confirm my first impression, and then request a refund; I recommend you save yourself the trouble.
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