
In this bizarre graphically-augmented text-adventure originally released in 1983 from the mind of Mel Croucher, Uncle Groucho is your guide in a wacky alternative Hollywood where cigars are currency and you are as likely to travel in a space shuttle as in a covered wagon.
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This game sucks! (2026 Edit: My Norton Antivirus recently flagged this game as "potentially malicious" so idk what the hell is going on there)
I appreciate that Pixel Games makes obscure stuff like this available to play on modern systems. However, this game is absolutely impenetrable without some kind of manual, and no manual of any sort seems to be included here. This is a text-parser, and it is impossible to figure out what text commands the game wants you to give it, making it virtually unplayable.
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I would rather have all my teeth pulled out while watching A Day at the Races. 10/10
It just shows me a city and sometimes Groucho shows up and tells a joke that I don't understand
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