Mature Comedy Visual Novel

It was a late Christmas night (not really Christmas but close enough), I had decided to check through my steam discovery queue for the first time in months. after skipping through the first five games, my eyes laid upon a handsome*, financially successful* and erotic* man going by the moniker of 'Slick ♥♥♥♥ Rick'. *bad Slick ♥♥♥♥ Rick did in fact not contribute at all to my decision of purchasing this game however. When my eyes laid upon the glorious visage of Beans the cat I knew that this game would be perfect to play with some friends in a discord call. So I opened up my wallet and extracted $4.50 expecting a short adventure that would last roughly 20 minuets. 3 hours and 10 endings later I am sitting here writing this review. The dialogue in this game is simply unmatched. The boat ride with In-Kei will forever remain in my mind as one of the greatest written moments in gaming history, actually not just in gaming but in all forms of entertainment created by humans since Shakespeare invented English. Truly such phenomenal writing should cement itself in the record books as one of the most entertaining, philosophical and historical pieces of pure cinema to have ever been created. I would say that the creator of this game is not even a human being as a mere human would not be able to come up with the ideas found within this game. I rate this game 100000.1/10 and I recommend anyone who stumbles across this steam page to check out this hidden masterpiece. Your loosing money by not buying this game, its simply just that good. And to the developer please create more games, talent such as this should not go to waste.

This game is SICK!!

Beat it slick ♥♥♥♥ rick