Lords of New York

I suspect this game will never be finished.

This game was pretty great. Try it out.

The idea is cool and the art is stylish; only issue is that the game seems abandoned. Multiplayer and bot/AI matches still work at least though the thing I was (most) interested was the singleplayer story. Maybe one day they'll get back to it?

---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Gnome. ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Starring at walls is better ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Gnome. ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☑ Gnome. ☐ Lizards ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☑ Gnome. ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☑ Gnome. ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Gnome. ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☐ Story? ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☑ Gnome. ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☑ Gnome. ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☑ Gnome. ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☑ Gnome. ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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unfinished, unpolished. always in Early Access. Do not buy

Oof. Some good ideas. I played this at a game convention years back and liked the idea. Cheating at poker? Yes please! Sadly it looks like they couldn't finish the game, but at least made it free. They seem to have had some plans for a single player and stable multiplayer, but moved on. If you want a funny poker game get a hold of Night At The Inventory (1 or 2).