Law Mower

"Law Mower" is a godawfully badly made 2D retro pixel top down brawler/bullet hell with a single gimmick, the pixel blob you control is a lawnmower and the enemies are vaguely lawnmower hazard themed. Yep, that's all there is to this shovelware. What do you do in the game? Well, you move around with a lawnmower, mowing some hazards and whatever else, avoiding the enemies... the most amusing and interesting thing this has to offer is the mirth at the idea the developer genuinely thought he could get paid for making this. And is still panhandling to try get money for it. This features really godawful pixelcrap "art" instead of real graphics. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter. What matters is that this looks much worse than most other games because of that decision, and that's a major deterrent to gamers. Games like Terraria and Stardew Valley succeeded [i]despite[/i] the bad graphics, not because of them. There's no initial download price, but the developer was charging $10 USD for this. Price barriers, especially on low quality products, can be a direct cause of failure. It seems like a nice gesture for the game to have no up-front cost anymore, but it also tells us that the game wasn't good enough to succeed as a paid product. No pixelcrap is worth $10. If amateur devs want to get paid the same kind of money that real developers do, they should at least try to learn how to do video game graphics. This is only free in a rudimentary sense... the developer has their hand out for a $2 USD "donation" for this as you're expected to buy soundtrack DLC from Steam to "support" the "developer"... digital panhandling. Like the homeless guys who splash dirty water on your windscreen at the traffic lights. No thanks. Even though this is "free", it failed to appeal to the 120 million+ gamers on Steam. SteamDB showed the game peaked at only 4 concurrent players... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. Bearing in mind that free games don't add +1 to your game collector count, should you bother adding this to your library and downloading it? Not this time. This isn't worth downloading. While this won't cost you any money, you get what you pay for, and sometimes, even when the game is free, it's still not enough.

Игра для денди 1980х годов, но никак не современная. Рыготина, если вы лох - понравится

[h1]Before I played Law Mower, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]

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Необычная игра в жанре экшен-платформер с элементами выживания. Плюсы: Уникальный сеттинг — игра про газонокосилку против зомби; Весёлый геймплей — забавные анимации и механики; Разнообразие уровней — разные локации и препятствия. Минусы: Однопользовательский режим — нет мультиплеера; Повторяемость задач — мало разнообразия в заданиях; Возраст игры — некоторые механики могут показаться устаревшими. Итог: Law Mower — для тех, кто ищет необычный и весёлый экшен-платформер. Привлекает уникальным сеттингом и забавными механиками, но может показаться однообразной из-за повторяемости задач и возраста игры.