At the very start, there was nothing, only the vacuum of space, then there was Island Marauder. Let me tell you the story of how Island Marauder entered my life and blessed me with it's holy kiss. One day I woke up in a fine evening being bombarded by hundreds of messages from all of my 2 friends containing none but 2 words "Island Marauder" at first my drowsy minds thought "that's an astonishing name" but that was not the end of it. I responded quite quickly to my friends asking them where they found it in them to bestow down on me such an amazing name, they both stopped their chanting at once and said one more word "Steam." Right then and there I knew my task at hand I was to go to my computer and find this amazing piece of art where it was fabled to lay, in the steam store. As soon as I had come to my senses I strode to my desktop ecstatic to see what I was to find this very day, and so I entered the words to the search engine and found this, with drool coming out of my mouth and my eyes watering I stared at this beauty not installing it before I lay my eyes fully on the steam page, I felt blessed, as if a massive weight had been taken off my shoulders once I had fully seen the amazing pictures of the game I finally downloaded it and I was even more impressed from the actual game, it's mechanics, it's graphics, it's story, it's puzzles, it was a biblical moment. let me say this right now all of the reviewers saying this is art are wrong it's INSULTING to stoop to art's level to describe Island marauder even great renaissance men couldn't emulate this work of God. The Last Supper is nothing compared to this, The Statue of David is just as good as Anthem next to this game and the Mona Lisa is practically dog vomit and nothing but a shadow in the light of this miracle of mankind. Island marauder is truly the best game ever made and anyone that says otherwise is an empty-headed fool. 11/10
