IF Solitaire

How do you fail to make solitaire? First off, the tutorial is poorly translated and illegible on two counts. 1: it makes no sense and 2: the resolution when you first start the game is set so ridiculous that you literally cannot read anything. I had to alt F4 to skip the tutorial and get to the settings. No idea what the weird creature was going to tell me. But given it's terrible attempts at communicating, I doubt it really matters. Course, you don't need a tutorial for spider solitaire, it's an RNG game with cards. So I set it to 4 suits, because quite frankly it's boring if it's any less... Except.... Unlike the old windows version, the odds seem heavily stacked against you. I played 9 games and didn't win a single one. I ran out of moves very quickly on all of them. I even, reluctantly, pressed the hint button to make sure... No moves. Now, Solitaire is notorious for being RNG heavy. For Klondike solitaire only roughly 80% of games are winnable, and that's if you play perfectly. But given that this is a steam version that costs money and has achievements... and worse yet, tells you if you're on a losing streak, thanks for that, really needed to be called a loser by a game that can't even have a working ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ resolution for the tutorial. I expected it would have a better chance of actually being possible to win. For the last game, I made heavy use of the undo function and I swear, there was no way to win the bloody thing. This Spider Solitaire is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad, it's made me miss Windows 98. Now. I know... It's cheap. It's very cheap. But even if it were free, I'd recommend against it. Thanks for reading, or skipping to the end. Have a lovely day. Don't waste your time with this.