I Want To Be Human

Both keyboard and controller users will have a nightmare playing this game. The visuals and music are the only good qualities, but the game gets way too challenging off the get-go and that's with the fact that when you play on controller, the game's frame rate drops exponentially and everything is in slow motion, making the gameplay... well, slow. Can feel myself ageing quickly playing this game or slowly considering this game is no available to play on the Steam Store.

The game runs at a horrendous fps no matter what you might try to do, keyboard and mouse controls are messed up and don't change if you go into the settings and change them, and if you plug in a controller the already slow menu turns into a slideshow. After reading previous reviews, looking on the discussions page for this game and looking anything up on this game that I could, I've come to the conclusion that all of these issues were in the game from launch OR they were added somehow in an update to the game, likely sometime in late 2016 or early 2017. The issues with the controls seem to have been there since launch, but the framerate issues were only mentioned in reviews and discussions starting on May 1st 2017. A friend gave me this game as a joke, and even as a joke I became incredibly frustrated with the quality of this game. Do not buy this game, joke or not, it's not worth any quick laugh you might get.