
You are hanging out at a festive Christmas party when your eyes discover the most perfect Christmas confectionery ever! You must have it!... but someone already has it! What will you be willing to do, to get your Christmas wish?
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Limp Bizkit does not approve.
Committed Grand Theft Auto, Assault & Battery, Child Abuse, Attempted Robbery, and Elder Abuse. Cookie, please call me back, I miss you.
"I Did It ALL for the COOKIE!" is not a game, it's an e-book that's been dumped on Steam masquerading as a game. As a visual/interactive novel, this doesn't feature any notable gameplay, it's just a lot of clicking through badly written dialogue that would never have been accepted or published in print, which poses the question, "How did something this badly written end up on Steam?". When someone hoping to become an author is unable to get published in print, they spend $100 and dump their high school fan-fiction onto Steam, under the guise of a game. This is a garbage Ren'Py e-book that seems to have been put on Steam as a joke, it doesn't come across as any kind of attempt to make anything sincere, genuine, or valuable to gamers. Visual novels/e-books are tedious at best... imagine the best novel you ever read, be that Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy or 2001: A Space Odyssey or Twilight (if you have terrible taste in literature), but then translate that to a format where the words dribble out and you have to click your mouse every time you wanted to read the next sentence, instead of just turning the pages. You'd think it was garbage. Now imagine that experience, but with much worse writing (because if these guys could write professionally, they'd be published authors and this would be on shelves in bookstores, and they wouldn't have to pay Valve $100 to self-publish this on Steam), and you have your average Steam e-book. One of the chief problems with failed authors polluting Steam with non-game E-books is that E-books can easily just be presented in a web browser... there's no justification for charging money on Steam for what might as well be a webpage. We don't spend thousands on buying a gaming rig to spend money on Steam for something Chrome or Firefox could do. Despite having no up-front cost, this failed to appeal to the 120 million+ gamers on Steam. SteamDB showed the e-book peaked at only 2 concurrent readers... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. The funny thing is, if you wanted to print this book, you'd only need to print 2 copies to satisfy the entire world's demand for it. While this E-book is "free", you can get better quality, professionally written books and comics for free online (from places like Project Gutenberg) or from public libraries. Steam isn't a comic book store, neither is it Netflix, it's for games. Your gaming rig is not a Kindle. It's impossible for me to recommend things to PC gamers that aren't really games. [b]Note: Joke reviews[/b] As usual, with some of the worst games on Steam, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, mocking the game for just how bad it is. The comedians give us the usual "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" story... sarcastic, but not useful if you want to know if the game is worth it. Because most of the reviews are humorous but also insincere and not reflective of the actual quality of the product, the positive review score for this game should be taken with a grain of salt.
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It has a big talking cookie, 10/10 (and it's kinda funny)
Şenlikli bir Noel partisinde takılırken gözleriniz şimdiye kadarki en mükemmel Noel şekerlemesini keşfeder! Sende olmalı!... ama birisi zaten ona sahip! Noel dileğinizi gerçekleştirmek için ne yapmaya hazırsınız?
Just.......why????
i know a limp bizkit reference when i see one
Very fun little game. More mature than you'd think, a little bit of sarcastic social commentary. This may've been written by Jonathan Swift. Cheap, hilarious, multiple endings and your choices change everything, Buy it.
SLUTTY COOKIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLLL YEAAAAAAH
Never too early to celebrate Christmas.