I Am Cat

My may bay dude……… I am an adult, and when I was a kid I got this, I thought “what if I go back into the game?” So I downloaded it. My boyfriend is born in may so I call him my may bay dude (yeah It’s really bad but I like it) he came over and asked what I was doing. I said I was playing this game, so he said if he could play. I said “yes” so he came over and sat with me (he nuzzled and made me feel comfortable) (he is so cute) he then played the game and knocked over the grandma. (Why does it have to be a grandma? Can it just be like a…… kid?) and then he got killed (also why………death?) as he was done with the ad, as my eyes were peering down to the phone, I was sweating so hard their was a puddle of sweat beneath me. As my may bay dude was moving around it……… was…………… AN AD. for a game with pick unicorns. Seriously? A game……… WITH PINK UNICORNS?!?!?!? Are you crazy? Having this right here is the worst. Can it just be normal? Also this is an adult, having this?!?!? What!? It could just be like……… I don’t know………… also my kid (Bree) calls it Idk. She thinks the game is amazing. But I think it could use some improvement. Please fix the ads their are so many, like if you would play this for an hour you would have like 500 ads then. And I only played it for 30 seconds and it already gave me an ad. And I din’t even move! I thought it would be much better, it is peaceful……… when theirs no ad for pick unicorns! Also why can’t we just go in the garage first? Like why do we have to find a key. Also glitches…… I don't like them, having them as a kid was fine but now, it much more frustrating. 2 points for so many ads and 2 more points for being rude to my may bay dude.