TL Factory GamesOct 6, 2023Free to playView on Steam ↗

Hot Candy Land

A 9 to 5 desk job is not really your thing? Go grab your smart phone, start filming and get ready to fulfil your destiny as the King of the Adult Industry in this crazy classic tycoon parody!

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1.2K

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67%

6.7/10

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Time to inject some excitement, sex appeal and humour into your gaming! It's time to say goodbye to shining gems, cutesy gardens, ageing dragons and tedious quests. Say hello to double-D measurements, triple-X ratings, bombshell actresses, and a healthy dose of adult humour!

Build an adult empire! - Become the greatest pimp Pornwood's ever seen by taking to the streets and bringing a world of hurt to your competition. Claim their patch and their girls. Invest in real estate to ensure all those lonely sailors, “handy”-men and pizza delivery guys get plenty of bang for their buck! But be warned: You're not the only pimp in town who wants to make it big!

- Work your way up the food chain by giving a hand or two.

- Take on the adult film industry.

- Create your real estate empire.

- Rule the streets & the red lights while you manage your team.

- Build the most powerful gang in town to protect your investments!

Warning: Gameplay contains a lot of satire & parody. Oh right, and some nudity...

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Not recommended1h played15 found helpfulDec 2023

4/10 A f2p porn movie tycoon / giggolo simulator. Good: - some nice humor in texts - the game uncovers the world of "giggolos" for you: men who date older (45+) women for money. Apparently, it's a valid career if you have no education or skills! Imagine that in my early 40s I didn't know anything about that! Shame on me So-so: - graphics have a certain style to them but are overall unpleasant. This problem is made worse by the fact that many of the female characters you meet are intentionally ugly. E.g. the first prostitute you take has the name "Ugly XYZ" and is really ugly. Your first porn actresses are hideous. Combined with your first jobs or "reading erotic novels to grannies" and dating "cougars" (women 45+), it all feels rather disgusting. It's funny but probably not something you'd expect in a porn-themed game - I found it unfair and unpleasant that porn, dating and crime are all connected here. I mean, they probably are in some places in the world, or in some social classes. But if, say, you are some nerd student who likes hentai, this all is just disgusting - there are many mechanics around improving the male body of the protagonist. E.g. increasing the size of the penis, shaving it etc. All this feels strange. Not really gay... But certainly unpleasant. Also there is a lot of buying of clothes. This crap is typical to women: shopping, fashion, spas, massages etc. Men are not interested in this. Men are more interested in skills/ideas or ownership of gadgets/vehicles, and those aspects, though present, still feel secondary in this game. So, the whole RPG leveling-up side of the game just doesn't connect with me. Maybe it would if the game were about a female prostitute making a career? Or maybe a femboy making gay/bi career? But not a straight guy serving grannies ffs... Really disgusting... Btw his default face is atrocious as well. The game allows you to upload your own photo or image... but why not just make a selection of normal-looking dudes? Bad: - the tutorial, although there, is rather poorly implemented overall. First, the game is simply bloated with features and mechanics. There are at least 2 dozen locations on the map, and multiple things that can be done. The tutorial drags you through all of them with obligatory clicks but doesn't really explain much. So, after an hour of playing I was still pretty confused. E.g. it wasn't clear to me how to earn money in the game. And how to get to that screen where you do jobs like banging a very fat lady or reading VNs to grannies - since it's f2p, there is an "energy" mechanic here and several currencies. Most important actions (like shooting a porn movie) take many minutes of real time. So, at some point you will run into a state where you can do nothing and just have to exit the game - or pay real money to replenish energy. I hate game design like that Overall, this game does have educational value and gives a unique look into the world of low-lives who sexually serve needs of older women. Not that I was eager to learn about that world, but since I now have, I treat that as a personal accomplishment. Other than that, the game is pretty poorly made in just about any department. Its messy, bloated stack of systems and mechanics crumbles under its own weight before you'd even be stupid enough to make your first real-money payment here. Still worth maybe an hour of playing. [table][tr][th][i]I'm a Steam curator, you can [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/43946907-Friendly-Nerd/]follow me[/url][/i][/th][/tr][/table]

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