
Horny Haunts is a single-player platformer, where instead of surviving dangerous levels, you're trying to not cum!
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Horny Haunts is a single-player platformer, where instead of surviving dangerous levels, you're trying to not cum!
After getting a hookup on a haunted phone app, will you be able to brave the Horny Haunted mansion to find true love?
Horny Haunts is made for Windows and Linux with the following features:
Fully animated 3D scenes between a mix of unique enemies and player characters.
Procedurally generated dungeon levels.
Advanced penetration and jiggle technology.
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English, French, Italian, German, Arabic, Bulgarian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Finnish, Greek, Hungarian +12 more
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Themes across 40 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
Spelunky, but furry p0rn.
Like platformer this game is beautiful. Very fun and enjoyeble, with a lot of intresting things. It's not eazy one, TBH. If talking about sex it have good scenes, but feels a bit booring honestly. For 3-4$ it's very good game, with more like bonus looking sex scenes. First of all, this platformer have a lot modified gamemodes, and these jumps are not eazy. If you don't have experience with platformers, then this game will be very hard for you to complete. First of all because game don't have checkpoints. If you loose you need to start from the beginig. In summary you need to complete 6 randomly generated levels in one row. But the controls of your character is good. They very responsive and smooth. About gamemodes. Some of them really fun (Like Bats or TNT). The only one gamemode I disliked so far it's "The Fog". It try to cover you and make you ♥♥♥ befor you reach your goal. VERY unfair gamemode. Play it only if you like pain. I pretty skilled player, but gosh, this gamemode is disgusting. Fog goes too fast. That's the pain. Even one hit KO much easier that that. Geez. Game have random funny interactions. Like if you begin look down very regurally you can suck yourself, wich is hellarious. Never seen something like that. Very creative, honestly. Sad you can't do this with enemies in hands. By the way, you can pick up others enemies and throw them to others. l love the mummy one in your hands. His pose is hellirious. Sex scenes after gamemodes complitions. They okay. Nothing crazy, just sex. You can control moves of main character (sometimes other creatures) with gamepad stick or mouse movings. Your puppet moves hilariously with that way of interaction. There's a lot scenes, where other characters can move too, but they do this not by your moves, they move separately of you. You can ofcourse make move actions, but in this case you need to hold the tempo, or scene will look awkwardly. Unfortunately one scene don't look like sex at all, and the other it's just penis tweaking between breasts, while you smashed by Cthulhu like creature underneeath. That one scene, with the mummy, looks more like teeazing, then sex. You just laying on bed, creature on his knees surrounding your head with his thighs, its balls above your nose. If you move, you move your pelvis somwere out of the main action (which must be head). Act looks like that. You tickle balls of the mummy with your nose and you chaotically tweaking your ♥♥♥♥ on the bed laying on your back. My favorite scenes is dildo (nicely made) and canon (lovely cam angle). Others scenes is just okay. If talking about bugs, this game have them, but they not critical. Still it would be great without them. Bugs like when you start the game, you can press "Skip" button twice and close the game, because in that starting cutscene your manu is already loaded, so you can quit the game, start levels and others thing in menu, while watching the prologue cutscene. As I sad nothing critial.
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rapaz o jogo é da hora, meio difícil mas bem legal. pra quem já jogou muito Sonic ou Mário clássicos já tem um certo macete de como passar por que tem muitas pegadinhas durante as fases e os modos especiais são bem bacanas. ficou faltando desbloquear uma cena mas como completei todas as fases e ela continua bloqueada eu acredito que ela seja desbloqueada zerando de novo ou rejogando a de que não pode tomar dano. as cenas de 'interessante'' não foram lá o que eu esperava, me fazendo ficar mais focado na gameplay do que nas ''recompensas'' o que eu acho uma desvantagem em comparação a o jogo plataforma anterior do dev que as coisas ''interessantes'' iam rolando durante a play. dito tudo isso gostei do jogo e recomendo se voce gosta de desafios plataforma.
Not terrible but also not great. The game feels pretty unpolished and incomplete, seems more like a demo or proof of concept than a finished game. If it was first steps on an overall project I'd say it's a good and solid start, but as a finished item it just feels like it's missing a lot
literally just spelunky but youre yanking it 2.5/5
Gioco lezzo, non ha nulla di unico, i furry fanno schifo e vaffanculo a sto spelunkly-like, fanculo.
game sucks
I enjoyed it. It's a simple game but it has this cute vibe, kinda like a Halloween episode of a Butch Hartman Cartoon. If you want a little platforming, a little hentai, and that to relax in that Butch Hartman vibe awhile; I think it's worth $5. It has some really hard levels too!
difficult and annoying but gay bits hot
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