Halo: Campaign Evolved

I've been a long time Halo fan, even had a brief stint on the pro circuit. Between the terrible handling of the VAs (it legit sounds like Windows Cortana, not OG cortana's delivery) and like, dude Keyes and Johnson lost their luster. It's like the VA Director said "SOUND like a commander" or SOUND like a sgt. To folks who have no context. OG keyes? He sounded tired, dead, exhausted fighting a long war and holding the weight of command. Johnson? Same idea, just the enlisted version. They sounded like real military. People who've been in the SUCK. These guys sound like their actors in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ B-class movie. The other major thigns I just can't forgive is....THE PHYSICS. That one out of everything just has no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuse. I mean I get it UE5 trying to do something like BLAMs jiggle phyiscs is hard but that should have been scoped give that's literalyl what made Halo from a texture point. Save your money. Don't buy this slop.

Halo:CE but worse. Again.

More like Halo: Campaign Devolved. My childhood is rolling in its grave. R.I.P. Halo 2001 - 2010. At least DOOM still kicks ass.

Woke Garbage. Tired of these ring theory devs self inserting their beliefs and activism into our beloved franchises. Hopefully Asha rids us of this poison. Woke devs are the modern day flood.

Halo 1 but if you told ChatGPT to remake it from memory. Halo but what if everything was slightly wrong all of the time.

I cannot reccomend this game over just buying the MCC and just playing Halo 1 that way. MAYBE if they had included Multiplayer but with that absense, there just isn't much point

This ain't it Chief.