Half Sword

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Good

I don't know what abject freak designed this game, but the controls are absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. There's no button to get up. That's right, you get knocked down, no button that says, "Hey, get to your feet!" This is inexcusable and likely based on laziness. In the abyss, you get attacked, which is cool, but then they hit you once, dead. They bite you once, dead. Give a bro a hit point. Pass on this one for your sanity. Tell the dev to kiss my ass. To the dev: ♥♥♥♥ you. I want my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money back.

The game is really good, but the optimization is absolutely terrible. Because of that, I have to play the demo version instead of the paid version.

The demo feels more like a finished game

GOOD GAME

I can now fight an army of Dwarfs, pick them up and throw them around.