GreenIsland

There is no game here. Move on. It's a project demo with no free updates. They have a paid DLC if you want "more content". You spawn with tools in 1 - 5. You kill goats and chickens you can't harvest. Build menu is B. Inventory is I. Both are ugly. You kill players that drop boxes you can't collect. You can mine rocks. You can chop trees that turn into ugly gray stumps. The ocean is shallow. The island is tiny. There is one village, and no loot.

Unfinished tech demo. Stopped updating 2 weeks after release. Should probably be removed from the store.

I spent half an hour on this - and even then with effort. From the very start you are greeted by a crooked menu and miserable controls, which seem to have not been tested at all.

Хорошая демонстрация того, на что способен 5ый анрил энжн

não tem nada de bom...horrível

absoulute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, all i could do was walk around the map and make blood come out of animals with q. do not play

[h3][b]GreenIsland – The Trash Heap of Steam[/b][/h3] This is not a game. This is [b]a half-baked, cash-grab asset flip[/b] that somehow made its way onto Steam. It's embarrassing that it even exists on the platform, and the fact that someone is [b]trying to sell DLC for this mess for around ten bucks[/b] is outright offensive. [hr][/hr] [h3][b]The Menu – An Abomination[/b][/h3] The first thing you’ll notice when you load up [i]GreenIsland[/i] is [b]the atrocious menu.[/b] It’s a disaster. The layout is ugly, and the [b]options screen sounds like someone is slapping together random noises on a broken keyboard.[/b] Seriously, it’s like they didn’t even test it before releasing it. The controls are clunky, and navigating the menu feels like [b]being punched in the face by bad design.[/b] The worst part? This is what the developers thought was acceptable to present to players before they even start the "game." [hr][/hr] [h3][b]Gameplay – A Walking Simulator with Horrible Sound Design[/b][/h3] Once you start playing, you’ll find yourself on [b]a small, generic island.[/b] And that’s it. There’s nothing to explore or discover that isn’t completely dull or broken. The [b]walking sound is atrocious, especially on grass.[/b] It sounds like someone stepping on a bag of chips. Even worse, if you [b]jump forward, the walking sound doesn’t stop—[/b] you’re hearing the same crunchy steps [b]even when you’re mid-air.[/b] It’s absurd and completely immersion-breaking, not that there’s any immersion to begin with. The island is [b]tiny and bland.[/b] You’ve got a few [b]animals like goats, pigs, and chickens,[/b] but they’re [b]glitched into rocks and trees.[/b] You’ll see a pig stuck in a stone near the beach or a goat glued to a tree. It's like the animals themselves are trying to escape this nightmare of a game. [hr][/hr] [h3][b]Graphics – Thanks, Unreal Engine?[/b][/h3] The only reason this game isn’t a complete visual disaster is because it uses [b]Unreal Engine 5 assets.[/b] But let’s be real: [b]this isn’t a credit to the developers.[/b] It’s more like they bought a pre-made island and dumped some animals on it without even bothering to check if everything worked. There’s nothing special graphically. [b]It’s not even pretty.[/b] The island is generic, the lighting is flat, and there’s [b]zero artistic direction.[/b] It’s just a boring, lifeless place that’s more depressing than relaxing. [hr][/hr] [h3][b]The Most Insulting Part – Paid DLC[/b][/h3] Here’s the kicker: [b]there’s DLC for this garbage.[/b] Yes, the developers think this asset flip is so good that they’re charging [b]around ten bucks/euros for more "content."[/b] And by content, I mean [b]more of the same pre-made Unreal assets slapped together without any thought.[/b] It’s [b]a scam, plain and simple.[/b] They’re banking on clueless players or curious people downloading the free game and then getting suckered into buying the DLC. [hr][/hr] [h3][b]Final Verdict – Absolute Garbage[/b][/h3] There's [b]nothing redeeming[/b] about [i]GreenIsland.[/i] It’s a lazy, broken mess of [b]pre-made assets[/b] with [b]horrendous sound design, clunky controls, and zero gameplay.[/b] Even for [b]free, it’s not worth your time.[/b] And the fact that someone is [b]charging for DLC?[/b] That’s just insane. [b]Verdict:[/b] [b]Trash-tier asset flip.[/b] Don’t waste your time. Hell, [b]report it to Steam.[/b]