Furry Sex Madness

You'll spend quite a lot of your time in this game trying to figure out what the controls are. This is partly because some of the inputs themselves usually do nothing, until you encounter the one object in the level that you can interact with in some particular way. You'll also spend time trying to deduce the inscrutable and inconsistent rules for interacting with various terrain features. For example, you can use repeat wall jumps to climb vines, but only if the vines are a certain specific length; if the vine is too long you can't grab ahold of it twice. Controlling how you move in midair after a jump requires holding in one direction or the other, but controlling how you move in midair after a tunnel slide requires pressing the direction as you exit the jump and not holding it. And so on. This game commits the unforgivable sin of having a "exit and lose all of your progress with no confirmation" button as its "menu/options" button. Want to adjust how loud the sound is? Okay, start over. Need to pause and answer the doorbell? Okay, start over. I'd dismiss this game as low-effort trash, but it's clear some thought and effort [i]did[/i] go into level design. Someone spent quite a lot of time on a few aspects of this game, and not nearly enough time on the rest. There's a reason even the most immediately accessible achievement is only obtained by around 50% of players; the controls are insufferable, and make what could be a quirky fun platformer into something unplayable. Oh, quick tips. Q and E are both jetpack buttons, Q left and E right. (If you're wondering "why not just have one jetpack button that pushes you in the direction you're currently facing" or "why would the jetpack buttons be right above the WSAD movement buttons, making Left Jetpack especially hard to press while moving left" then this game is definitely not for you.) You can't use the jetpack to move after a tunnel slide fall, but you can sometimes use it to grab onto a long vine you've already grabbed. And for the love of everything that is good in the world, DO NOT PRESS THE ESCAPE KEY.

♥♥♥♥ you shawn

The best game I've played in my whole life, I can't describe the magical feeling I get whilst playing this game. I've been suffering from many bad diseases such as down syndrome, stage 3 lung cancer, herpes, aids and depression, but they don't go away while I play this game, they infact worsen and try to kill me faster but since I go to the gym 2 days a week, I can defend myself from them, it is a matter of time when I die, but when I do, I hope I get found dead playing this game with my pp out on a wooden chair and I hope to get buried with this game whilst still having my pp out so everyone in my family could see my enormous boner I got magically from this game. 4/10

good platformer to be honest.

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅💦

[b]Furry Sex Madness.[/b] Esta es de las reseñas que con más dolor de ojos escribo. No porque sea TheCieguete, que lo soy, sino [b]EL DOLOR QUE DA AL VERLO.[/b] Estamos ante un juego de plataformas en 2D, donde el objetivo será encontrar llaves y resolver "puzzles" planteados por el mapa para poder llegar a las chicas, lo cual desbloquea sus imágenes nopor en la galería, y también otro objeto que sirve para desbloquear más personajes. Lo único bueno del juego es que [b]se nota[/b] que las imágenes no están hechas con IA, y eso se agradece en tiempos de puros juegos copy paste hechos con la misma IA. Paradójicamente, lo mismo que es lo único bueno, es malo. Porque [b]SE NOTA[/b] que son dibujos, pero [b]por lo horribles que son.[/b] Si quieren quitarse la duda, solo necesitan ver la segunda y tercera imágen de la galería (Y hay peores en el juego). Lo que les conté al comienzo de que cada nivel es un gran puzzle a completar a modo de plataformeo, no tarda en [b]convertirse en una pesadilla.[/b] Los controles y la jugabilidad en sí son horrendos. Por darles un ejemplo, hay una acción que es hacer un dash. Bueno, lo hicieron para que con la Q hagas un dash a la izquierda y con E uno a la derecha. Así es, dos botones para la misma acción, uno para cada lado, uno para cada lado, en lugar de un solo botón y que dependiendo de hacia donde mires sea la dirección a la que vaya. Esto sumado a lo tosco que se siente, [b]LE DA EL TOQUE ESPECIAL PARA ROMPERTE LOS HUEVOS.[/b] Si todo esto no te convence de comprarlo, tengo el argumento definitivo: [b]El juego no te deja poner pausa.[/b] Si se te ocurre por algún casual darle a Esc para, no sé, ir al baño, salir a comprar chipa, juguito de pera. echarte una run de Fear & Hunger o NO SÉ, ALGO TAN SIMPLE COMO QUERER VER LOS CONTROLES DE NUEVO PORQUE SON HORRIBLES, [b]el juego te devuelve al menú principal, PERDIENDO TODO EL PROGRESO DEL NIVEL EN EL QUE ESTUVIERAS Y TENIÉNDOLO QUE EMPEZAR DE 0. Y YA TE DIGO, POR COMO ES ESTE JUEGO, ESO NO ES ALGO QUE TE DE IGUAL.[/b] Olvidé mencionarlo, pero son los mismos creadores de [b]Sex City[/b], uno de los juegos reseñados en el pasado y de los MÁS FEOS QUE JUGUÉ. Están invitados a ver las capturas también de ese en la tienda, les va a encantar. Un último detallito de color: EL logro de pasarse el primer nivel solo lo tiene [b]el 23.3% de los jugadores[/b], y el logro de desbloquear la primera imagen furra un 55.6%. Analizando esta información podemos llegar a la conclusión de que la gran mayoría de los jugadores desbloquean la primera imagen, le dan a Esc para verla (Se les pierde todo el progreso del tedioso nivel) van a la galería y encima se encuentran que la imagen es horrible, lo cual causa un entendible e instantáneo ALT+F4. Por cierto, el juego tiene un logro "super secreto" el cual dice que no le diga a nadie como conseguirlo, y a pesar de no merecerlo, respetaré sus deseos. [b]Cacona.[/b]

this is one of the MOST "2008 Newgrounds" game I've played on steam. I got it for like $1 thanks to a sale and I won't lie, it kinda feels like a wasted dolor. It doesn't feel good to play, it's very stiff and it doesn't feel like movement and wall jumps were programmed properly: When you do a dash or slide you have to let go of the movement keys when it stops or you just won't move. Some walls let you wall jump on them multiple times and some don't, and others you have to wall jump onto other walls before you can wall jump on them again. The animations feel like they're not done and make things feel stiffer. I physically couldn't finish the first level because a high jump power up wore off after what felt like 10 seconds and doesn't re-spawn at all. And to top everything off, the actual porn bits that is probably what gets most people to buy the game aren't even that grate. I don't want to pick on the artists or anything, but it feels like they got a friend who's pretty decent at art to draw everything and they got rushed to finish it quick. The art has a weird quality to it, like the artist just got comfortable with drawing bodies but hasn't got everything quite down yet and was using a program they weren't really clicking with yet. ONLY get this game on sale, and ONLY if you want a quick hit of that '08 Newgrounds Flash game from the porn section' vibe.