Freelancer Life Simulator: Prologue

It froze after I skipped the intro.

“Freelancer Life Simulator: Prologue” is a free, singleplayer simulation game, where you take on the role of an unemployed scientist turning to freelancing as a way to make a living. It is also one of the worst-rated games on Steam, and in this review I will attempt to explain why. Upon booting up the game, I was greeted by a minimalistic menu with pleasant background music. Starting a new game prompts you to a black screen with scrolling text - which is both painfully slow and unskippable - outlining the protagonist’s backstory. Once the cutscene was over, I was thrust into a minutes-long loading screen, with a guide for the keyboard controls, which eventually glitches out completely, forcing you to restart the game. Multiple hours and years of my life later, I found myself in a basement that was apparently my character’s home. My objective was to pay off a $100,000 debt by completing requests on a freelancing website, while managing my hunger, thirst, fatigue and… urine. In order to fulfil a request you have to play short minigames, which were actually all pretty fun. Another positive aspect of the game was the driving mechanic, which was quite simple and relatively easy to navigate. Now, you may be wondering, what makes this game so atrocious? For starters, I quickly discovered that it is impossible to die - rendering any survival feature utterly pointless. Moreover, being outside your house at night is game over: it is so dark, that you have no chances of ever finding it again. Your phone is supposed to have a flashlight, but nothing on it works anyway. Consequently, it is also nearly impossible to find any shops; the map is broken, and at least I failed to locate them. In conclusion, all things considered, this game is terrible. It is an interesting concept with a lot of potential, but it falls short in execution. I would not recommend it, unless you are a masochist or have a lot of existential thinking to do.

pull up the programming socks and enjoy

Lots of potential, but for now, seems quite repetitive. Also, the way it works with the Hunger bar is so annoying, especially because the shop is a few miles away. Even by car it takes a while but, guess what? Some guy that you own money to takes your car, so it's even more frustrating.

Firstly, Launch Game, Secondly Identify It Was ♥♥♥♥, Then AFK'd, Next Closed The Game, Finally Write A Negative Review.

[h1]Before I played Freelancer Life Simulator: Prologue, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]

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bro wtf