Fear Protocol: Codename Omega Starring Agent Jack Banger

This game allows you to kill all your allies as soon as you see them, which means it already has more freedom than anything Bethesda has ever made. You often get stuck on small objects that barely seem like they collide with your character but this just means the collision is better than anything Bethesda has released. The player character seems pretty slow at first and can't sprint but that just means this is better than the new Halo. I downloaded this as a joke and unironically had an enjoyable experience. If you like movies that are "so bad they're good" this game would definitely be worth a play.

The similarities between me and Agent Jack Banger are uncanny. We are both cold-hearted agents who are only worried about one thing, carrying on the mission. We stay true to our principles and do not decay to the evil temptations of other associates. Give us any task and we will do it with excellency, thats how we work.