FarmD

10/10 Would breed dragons again

Good game, slightly janky but relatively feature rich. My only complaint would be the lack of futanari; I feel like female characters should be able to have male genitalia and vice versa. Also yes I play porn games on my main account, no I have no shame.

I used to have goals. I woke up early. I drank water. I made plans. I had aspirations. Then I played this game. Now I stare at the ceiling for 45 minutes every morning wondering where everything went wrong. My sleep schedule has become a myth. My friends think I've joined a cult. My family only asks if I'm "doing okay" in the same tone you'd ask someone who's been stranded at sea. I don't even recognize the person I've become. I walk into rooms with no idea why I'm there. I forget what day it is. My brain has been permanently replaced with white noise and regret. My therapist quit. My bank account flinches every time I open my computer. My houseplants have accepted that they're on their own. The mailman gives me pity looks. I've developed a thousand yard stare that can only be achieved through immense psychological damage. This game didn't just waste my time it reached into my soul, rearranged the furniture, stole the copper wiring, and left a note that just said, "Good luck." Would I recommend it? Absolutely not. Anyway, I'm about to go play it again.