DUMB Infernal

This is the premiere game that Beem Media created for various "joke bits" on our Jack Everett YouTube channel. Indeed the game seen in the footage is a real playable game presented to you for FREE for you enjoyment. Enter the infernal hellscape as a lone warrior fending off an army of monsters. See how long you can survive, then try to survive even longer the next time you play. DUMB Infernal puts your shooting skills to the ultimate test. Beating your previous high score is pretty much the goal in this classic arcade style shooter. Graphics made in MS Paint. You always die, but you can always beat your previous score

It is indeed dumb. In fact it's so dumb that exiting to windows crashes the game so hard that my computer crashed along with it.

game play: fantastic graphics: amazing animations: better then modern games repeatability: infinite map: unique main menu: functional trailer: dramatic gun play: very balanced enemy's: extremely detailed music: insane satisfaction: infinite price: free engine: revolutionary customisation: idk nostalgia: 100% lore: super complicated (matpat should make a theory on it) (i am sarcastic but i like the simplicity)

Look daddy I can shoot

pew pew pew

[h1]Playing this game was a [i]DUMB Infernal[/i] idea...[/h1] As an obvious parody of [i]Doom Eternal[/i], this version is only a lousy endless shooter where you can't move and only shoot crudely made targets. I know this is the point, but I didn't have fun...I only played for a minute to get all the achievements...the rest of the time was agony just to wait long enough to review this game. ...Fortunately, there's not much else to say other than that. Decent for children and parody fans, but not for serious gamers. Achievement hunters with autoclickers may be briefly entertained by this free game. Personally? I wouldn't want to revisit this one. 0.5 / 10 Basic, but crude.