
Please don't kill the cow.
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Barely recommended for the curious out there. An interesting dilemma, eat or let the cow live. The graphics and overall presentation is very retro. Game play is simple but ok for what it is. It'd be nice to have a bed in the house to interact with instead of all the walking back and forth. In the end, for free, it's an interesting little idea, but most can skip this one.
Шедевр ли это? однозначно ДА! Давно не приходилось играть в подобные игры которые цепляют за душу. рекомендую к прохождению всем и каждому. когда на 7ой день пропадает музыка - сердце разрывается, переживания зашкаливают. но главное быть непоколебимым и не убивать корову. Выбор очевиден - корова дороже семьи. Из минусов только плохо проработынный главный герой. хотя возможно просто у каждого он свой - ты и есть главный герой этой трагичной истории. 10 мертвых жен из 10
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I like it and it's free but what is the 3rd ending?
veri nice gaem cow go poo poo wife go doo doo veri kool 10/100 i love yur gaem
excellent gameplay, beautiful soundtrack and gorgeous graphics. definitely recommend and will be playing again!
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The games name, is really a double entendre. Of course, when you kill the cow, it says "You lose" but when you don't kill the "cow" it says "You win". But. Think logically here. Why do you HAVE to gather up all these resources so your wife can live. And then, after day four, resources are drawn thin. There's nothing. You sleep. Wake up. Sleep. Wake up. Sleep. You wake up and your wife is DEAD. The game would end here, right? You did what the game told you not to do. But really, the games double entendre has a specific meaning. The cow, the cow is eternal. Your wife, or the other cow, is destined to die, so give up on her once resources are struck thin. Only feed the cow. The cow produces milk which you can live off of for a few extra days, which gives you time for more corn to grow. So essentially, by killing the cow, you saved the cow who then saved you. This isn't a highly complex moral lesson, it's to think logically. Your wife is always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and bringing you down telling you to kill the cow. She's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cow, so you try to poison her with corn. She sees what you're doing and refuses. You then give her water, laced with corn. She refuses again, food, not water. You get hay knowing it's basically a product of corn. But still, the cow can't eat hay. You feed her ♥♥♥♥ and she says she's sick. You keep checking on the cow. Three days later. She dies. The lesson of this game isn't priority, it's about being picky. Do not be picky, or you'll die when you lose it all. Real smart choice, devs. I'll keep this up for debate.
An interesting enough anti-game that doesn't outstay its welcome.
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just don't kill the cow it's not that hard you nerd XD j/k it's funny and worth the time it'll take to play, which is not a lot of minutes.
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