
Cumming Hotel is a Slice of Life game mixed with J-RPG elements. Serve guests, Go on a hunt, Shift between two playable characters, everything to Collect 300k rupees before the 31st day. It’s time to Be the owner of one of the most lewdness hotels in the Argania Kingdom.
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During the expeditions of students from the Argania Royal Guard Camp, two young monsters met. Bruce and Kyle fell in love quickly, and so as to have a peaceful life, they bought together a Hotel in a small village close to the Horny Tower.
Known by its naughty curses, Horny Tower's surroundings had a lot of adventurers, and the opportunity to earn 300k of rupees to pay the Hotel owner seems possible to be achieved. Now, the couple will race against time to serve their guests, work at the village bar as well as for lewd monsters. Can they accomplish their goal and keep a healthy relationship?

Slice of Life RPG;
2 Endings;
Job System;
Monster Sex;
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Languages: English
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
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positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
🎮 Gameplay & Genre A cheeky hybrid of hotel management sim and old-school pixel JRPG. You split your time between running the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hotel (serving guests, collecting rupees) and grinding through the "Horny Tower" for extra funds. The goal is to collect 300k rupees before Day 31, but most players will hit that early, making the final stretch drag a bit. Full achievements are doable in about 6 hours. 🔥 M/M Content Exclusively M/M with a surprisingly diverse cast of furries, humans, orcs, and even a spider furry (not too creepy, but an ew from me). Sex scenes appear as overlay cutscenes during battles or events, not integrated into the sim or RPG portions. They’re frequent but not especially erotic—more novelty than heat. Most characters, including the leads, are slender; bara fans may not find much eye candy here. 🎨 Visuals & Style Cartoon-style 3D for the sex scene segments, paired with nostalgic, pixelated visuals for the JRPG parts. The contrast is charming in its own oddball way. Definitely not realistic, but visually coherent if you're into retro + furry aesthetic mashups. 🗣️ Tone & Writing Campy, cheeky, and full of puns. It doesn’t aim for emotional depth, but it embraces its weirdness unapologetically. Writing is functional enough to carry the game’s vibe. 👍 Best Thing The mashup of game styles actually works. Juggling guest duties and tower battles keeps things moving...for a while. 👎 Worst Thing Once you’ve hit your money goal (usually days early), there’s little left to do. The sex scenes also underdeliver in the titillation department. And...spiders... ⭐ Final Verdict A strange but sincere experiment in M/M gaming. While the erotic content is more bland than hot, and the pacing stumbles late-game, it's a fun, quick diversion for fans of queer furry content. Grab it on sale. I also curate a Steam page reviewing M/M games if you’re looking for more titles in this space: https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45790038/
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has never been this fun
this is absolutely disgusting
zashto.
Well its definitely a hotel
I was playing this game based on gameplay I've seen and it did not live up to it. I tried sticking through because I rarely play this type of game and it just didn't work for me. I would only recommend this if you have played this type of game before because it does not help very much.
I bought this as a joke because the name is funny. I am giving this a positive review because I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ belive someone would actually work this hard on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game titled "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hotel"
peakest fiction of all time. unmatched dynamics and original gameplay.
임찬휘 개새끼야
10/10 love it
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