CRASH TEST IDIOTS 2 (MULTIPLAYER)

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Crash and Burn. Story: Crash Test Idiots 2 has no story mode to talk about so we're going straight to graphics. Graphics: Ever hear the term Asset flip ? Well that's all there really is to say about the graphics of this game, it's all a giant asset flip. Once the map loads in, the impression is that the entire map is nonsensical and looks like it's being held up by metaphorical duct tape. Audio: There's also not much to say here. The audio design (if you can call it that) is pretty bad. There's some stock free music constantly playing and all the audio effects are so poorly added in that if you crash something in a way where the car gets absolutely wrecked like driving into a trap, you might even go deaf. Everything is loud for some reason even when driving a car, the engine sounds will drown out the music. Gameplay: Best way I can describe the gameplay of Crash Test Idiots 2 is that it's an open world car sandbox game. All you really do is explore a map, get in a car and crash it, that's it. All you do is drive around and crash into things, with there being nothing else. Now these type of games are nothing new, there's quite a few games where there's no goal, it just gives you fun gameplay, maybe a goal or two and that's it, but here there's nothing. The game also gives you a false sense of hope that there's like challenges or something because the town has stunt sets up, but all these are just random assets which give you no bonus point or nothing. After 10 minutes you will see quite literally everything the game has to offer. There's also multiplayer, but even with a friend I doubt you'd get any more than those ten minutes of gameplay out of this game. It really is that boring. Verdict: Throughout the review I kept calling this a "game", but honestly you can barely call it a game. There's nothing to do and the novelty of crashing the cars wears off quite fast. When you have less depth than old flash games that offered the same type of gameplay for free, charging money for this should be considered a crime. Final Rating: 1/10 Pros: N/A Cons: - Asset flip - Gets boring absurdly fast - Audio mixing is terrible and gets so loud that you will likely go deaf NOTE: I was provided a review key from the developer/publisher for review purposes on the behalf of the group Completing the Backlog. This did not impact my opinion on the game. If you liked this review please consider joining the group If you liked this review please consider joining https://steamcommunity.com/groups/completingthebacklog

This is the best dollar I've ever spent, hands down. Game is horribly buggy, but the music is INCREDIBLE.

EPIC Game and im Proud to be a part of the game, with the music and some cool Easter eggs- Check it out! Great fun! Gameplay with Soundtrack: https://youtu.be/gn6DQ1SleYA

This game works perfectly as a invite spammer, flooding hundreds of invites in a second use this information how you will.

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For a $1 and under Indie game, your sure to get your moneys worth just messing around and having a good ol time. I mean the games are what they are, but I always get a laugh from them either way. I've even had the opportunity to speak to the dev and they are genuinely a great person and honestly a talented developer. So if you enjoy quirky, goofy, meme like kind of game that can make ya laugh then def give these a try for sure :)

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Absolutely life changing, 11/10 experience. Definitely a must have!

C'est oui !