C4 Clicker: First Mint
Step into the crypto blockchain: smash clicks, farm parody coins, and mess with a full command-driven console that teaches you terms, indicators, chart types like Heikin Ashi, and hidden mini-games all wrapped in a satire-rich clicker.
Estimated lifetime revenue
Free-to-play
Revenue comes from in-game items and microtransactions, which our price-based model doesn't estimate. The player count below is how many people own it, not what they spent.
Est. players
30
people who own it
Reviews
0
Review score
40%
4.0/10
Concurrent players
0
read Sep 17, 2026, 15:00 UTC
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About
About the game
Welcome to C4 Clicker: First Mint, a clicker game where fake coins are serious business (not really).
This isn’t your average idle game. It’s a crypto parody packed with ridiculous token farming, market chaos, and just enough trading knowledge to confuse your inner bag-holder.
💸 FEATURES:
• Click to mint worthless coins faster than a scam DAO
• Unlock Steam Inventory Items as in-game drops
• Earn all Steam Achievements in one wild ride
• Use the in-game console to explore real-world trading concepts
→ Indicators, charting, trend analysis, FOMO, mini games — all gamified
• Parody crypto culture, rug pulls, and late-night trading YouTubers
🎮 No blockchain. No NFTs. Just satire, Steam items, and fake financial clout.
You won't get rich. But you will click.
⏳ Drops occur every 60 minutes.
Current Rarity Distribution
Normal — 60.8%
Common — 21.7%
Uncommon-ish — 13.0%
Uncommon — 4.2%
Rare — 0.17%
Very Rare — 0.087%
Each drop produces a real Steam inventory item that can be traded or sold on the Community Market.
No real-world cryptocurrency.
Just parody tokens, market chaos, and the thrill of the mint.
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