Booty Calls

good goon

great game id goon again

This has some of the funniest writing EVER I just know damn well the writers were giggling in the room as they wrote, “Please take a bath and wash yourself. It smells like your ♥♥♥♥♥ has indeed been out of order for a few hundred years…” The constant pop-ups and stuff telling me to buy DLC is kind of annoying but this is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny that I do not care

its fun for the first 5 mins then you have to pay for everything even to progress a little the camera roll fills up to fast and the scenes are not even that good.

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I came here expecting a silly little mobile port and instead got assaulted by the most unapologetically degenerate, ♥♥♥-drenched ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I've ever seen on Steam. Booty Calls doesn't even pretend to have a plot. You boot up the game and within thirty seconds you're balls-deep in a pixel-perfect, jiggling anime thot who moans like she's possessed by a thousand succubi while her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ winks at you in 60fps. The "story" is basically just an excuse to unlock new girls so you can rail them in increasingly creative ways. The sex scenes? Jesus Christ. They're insanely graphic. We're talking visible cervix bulging, squirting that looks like a broken fire hydrant, ahegao faces so distorted they look like they got hit by a truck mid-orgasm, and cumshots that could repaint a house. The ♥♥♥♥♥ physics are better than most AAA games have for actual gameplay. Every thrust makes those fat tits and ass cheeks clap so hard I thought my headphones were broken. The sound design is criminal. Wet slapping noises, sloppy blowjob gurgles, girls screaming "breed me senpai" while getting folded like a lawn chair. I had to play this ♥♥♥♥ with headphones at 3AM because my neighbors started asking questions. Gameplay loop? Simple. Swipe on thots, buy them gifts, get them drunk, then destroy their holes in 17 different positions. There's even a "relationship" system where the more you ♥♥♥♥ them, the nastier they get. One girl started begging me to piss on her after I hit level 5 intimacy. I wasn't ready. The microtransactions are ridiculous but honestly? Worth it. I dropped $40 just to unlock the "gangbang mode" where six girls simultaneously service you while covered in oil and ♥♥♥. My ♥♥♥♥ filed a noise complaint. If you're a degenerate with zero shame and a high tolerance for animated women getting turned into human fleshlights, this is the greatest game ever made. My only complaint is that I can't actually smell the sex through my monitor. 10/10 "Will absolutely play again until my ♥♥♥♥ falls off." Recommended - Yes, even if your mom is watching.

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This game should be taught to children in school for its deep and inspiring plot. Truly remarkable and life changing game