Boobs or [redacted]

Save your money, save your sanity and just watch the trailer. Buying the game adds absolutely NOTHING over watching the trailer here on this store page. THIS DEVELOPER WAS SO SALTY OVER HIS GAME MAKING MY M.I.S.S. SERIES WHICH SHOWCASES THE ABSOLUTE WORST GAMES ON STEAM THAT HE REPORTING MY GAME FOR HIS OWN GAMES TRASH CONTENT! I Replaced The video he got removed from my YouTube channel is his desperate attempt to hide any negative exposure of his trash game HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLL0Oh5rVWk NOTE: If you are buying this game in hopes of seeing "boobs" or nudity in any form, you'll be sadly disappointed. Who wants to see a super cheap Unity cartoon asset nude anyhow? ...Seriously, you'd be much better off just searching Google for what you seek instead.. for free. My Score: A Big Fat ZERO for this Big Fat ZERO Effort Asset Garbage NOT RECOMMENDED!

Well, we can't definitely be satisfied of the "Ultra" graphic option that this game made with Unity offers.. no, there's nothing "ultra" here.. Since the game's flagged for adults only, there's in the Steam store page a funny blend of Italian and English - the Italian text says something like "here's how the developers described these contents" and below you'll read something quite important: "there's a naked 3D girl dancing, and you play as a 2D girl in a bikini". Ok.. Well, you could of course tell me this is a.. ehm no, it's actually at 1,59€ so not even at less than 1$/€, but ok, its title is clearly something funny, one should not take games like these too seriously.. but they're not free, on the other hand. After a small menu written in a '90s font like when we were learning informatics on Windows 95, you'll be taken right into the action in a stupid blue screen - there's a score meter, and a text asking if you're ready or not. Beware - push alt+tab or whatever other key you want, the game will start and run in tray. No instruction or tutorial is given, so we have to sort everything out by ourselves. Clicking or hitting any key will release a girl on the left side of the screen that will start running, like in an amateurish 2D screen-scroller game. The girl in bikini will automatically run rightwards on platforms, there will be lots of jumps to do with a random key and hearts of different colors to collect. Every here and there, there will be some kind of penis obstacle in place of the usual spikes. Insta-kill every time - fall down, miss a jump, hit an object - you die. Plus, there will be for absolutely no reason on the right upper part of the screen a constant gif of some kind of weird girl dancing behind four bars. Still have to figure out what's her use. If you hadn't already figured out, there's no nudity here.. no boobs, nothing beyond the bikini sprite that will run along the screen and the weird girl dancing, who is supposed to "strip", remove her clothes if you keep on playing over and over. And no enemies too - just an amateurish middle school attempt to make a side-scroller crappy game with a single key (spacebar or whatever else..) to jump over holes and "spikes". Basically, this game has no goal at all. Run endlessly in the same environment, retry and collect points (hearts) along the way. It gets boring after 5 minutes, and no.. there's a reason if I didn't mention the "sound effects", trust me.. The game score stacks, so the weird gif girl with no meaning will "undress" herself after minutes spent into this endless, idiotic, amateurish game which is probably even an asset flip.. Anyways, let's stay all away from this crap for our lives' sake. And for the boobs.. search them on Google. There are none here.. just take a look at the Steam store page and at the game screenshots.. it's literally everything you'll get.. Edit. didn't know that Steam censored even p e n i s but yeah, there are no spikes - there are p e n i s e s instead. Yeah. Edit2. I mistakenly flagged this as positive somehow.. well no, it's a 1/10 negative of course xD Edit3. I'm scrolling through the Steam Autumn 2019 Sales and I just saw this game had its title changed and I had to modify a review so yeah now it's called "boobs and redacted" well..

I saw 0 boobs and managed to collect 20,000 points. 0/10 I'm not happy

Still haven't managed to rescue Amy, but have thoroughly enjoyed the journey thus far. I give it a 8008135 out of 10.

[h1]개1씨1발 존나 쓰레기같은 게임. [/h1] 절대 사지마라. 화면상단 네모난 칸에서 이상한 3D여자가 춤추는데 그거 볼 시간 없다. 존1나 쓰레기같은 점프나 계속 해 대면서 내가 왜 이 게임을 샀는지 후회하면 된다. 사용키 : 처음 시작할때 마우스로 start -> 이후 space키로 점프만 할 수 있음. 앞뒤로 움직이는것도 불가능. 오직 스페이스키만 씀. 소비자 우롱게임. 보1지고 자시고 다 필요없다. 게임에 성인용이라고 태그가 붙어 있어서 1000원 넘는 가격에도 불구하고 샀는데 단언컨데 올해 내가 산 게임중에서 가장 졷병신같은 게임이다. 추천 불가 자기가 쓰레기 게임 매니아라고 생각하는 사람도 이 게임만은 제발 걸러라.

lifechanging

10/10 game so glad I can play with only one hand

Great game. Totally not the most aggravated I have ever been and totally didnt give me athlete's foot. I am the best player at this game. No one will ever be better than me. I am so good in fact that I pretend to be bad so my friends don't get jealous. I really like the gyrating girlfriend in the back; she offers great moral support. The graphics on the appendages are beautful. Very inclusive. Would reccomened for all ages.

........wtf was this game rly? bored to death, played only for achievements