Blautopf VR - Geheimnis der Lau

The main menu looks amazing. Then it starts an excruciatingly long loading screen. Then, it wants you to squeeze the triggers next to some handholds, but they only work if you're holding the controllers at a very specific angle. (The handholds highlight when you're in range, but are still highlighted if you're at an angle that it won't accept...) Then it's a long, slow, on-rails underwater section where it just wants you to grip the controller's trigger buttons for several minutes. It's uncomfortable, and unnecessary. There's no other action you can take except to free look with your head. Then you start hearing voices/whispers. Also, there's no subtitles, so I don't know what anyone's saying. Then there was another loading screen icon that flashed for a second or two before I was just standing in the pitch black with no indication if it was doing anything or not, and I was already not having a great time, so I quit. Again... the main menu looks REAL good.

---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☑ Gnome. ---{Gameplay}--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☑ Gnome. ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☑ Gnome. ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☑ Gnome. ☐ Adults ☐ Human ☐ Lizards ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☑ Gnome. ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☑ Gnome. ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☑ Gnome. ---{Story}--- ☐ Story? ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☑ Gnome. ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☑ Gnome. ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Gnome. ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs