Better Off Dead - Life as a Prison Guard

yes but add more things to the game

Started off thinking I was about to be a prison guard. Turns out I was just a guy who got ♥♥♥♥ on while ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on other dudes. On top of that getting pissed on. Sadly I didnt get to take my anger out and piss on the prisoners, but you know you win some you lose some. Fly high mr. clean it was admirable to see someone sacrifice but get rolled so hard their body became a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ball.

Вибір України.

The text dialogues take three million years to load and are unskippable.

LET ME PLAY TE GAME AND STOP TALKING

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[h1] Better Off Dead - Life as a Prison Guard [/h1] [h3] Positives: [/h3] + Acceptable graphics and textures + Achievements + It ends eventually [h3] Negatives: [/h3] - The humour is sadly no good - You just do the same things over and over again - So repetitive and monotonous - No fun at all - Most of the game have unskippable cutscenes and slow dialogue with annoying keyboard sounds - No voiceover/voiceacting - Very simplistic level design - No options menu - You cant adjust anything (sounds, controls, graphics etc) - No save game - Everything is so scripted and extremely linear - Unnatural animations - No run function - Lasts for about 1.5-2 hours but feels like forever [h3] Conclusion: [/h3] Just go and play Trapped In Stone or Warrior Paint instead, is way shorter and much more enjoyable. This "game" is better off dead. [h1] Total Score: 2.5/10 [/h1] [b] NB! [/b] In the end of day 7, if all you see is dark grey, the game has not bugged out. Just look around for a bit and find a white light and go towards it to trigger the end scene.

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