Bad birthday

Ооо...да детка !!! Давно я так не кричал ))))))) https://youtu.be/_GuV9N5u4CY

[h1][b][i][u]Do Not Buy This![/u][/i][/b][/h1] I can't believe that I put more than 10 minutes into this, but I eventually beat it. The goal is to jump and hug the wall as high as you can. I avoided the majority of falling rocks and enemies by doing so. The game is not difficult. There is just so little direction that you end up spending a majority of your time running in circles or falling into holes because everything is so dark. The screamers are way too loud. I'm suprised that I can actually hear after playing it. My roommates heard it though my headset when I had set the volume at 2% using volume mixer. I was confused whenever I escaped, because there were so many skeletons. It had frozen me there for about a minute before actually taking me to the end-game video of a dancing enemy with boring font stating the events that occured after the character escapes the cave. This game is not worth the money, even if you got it for free. Don't waste any of your life on this game. It is absoultely terrible in all of the wrong ways.

Hard... hard.. Very hard !!!! I liked the game

Bad game 4/10

Bad birthday is a walking simulator where you are stuck in a cave and you wander around in the dark with just a flashlight. The only interesting part of the game is occasional jump scares, which other games do much better. The game advertises "maximum simulation of real life conditions" which makes me wonder about what kind of lives the developers live where it's realistic for them to look inside a small wooden shack under a mountain to see if it's a great place for a birthday party, then fall into a cave full of zombies. I guess the cave full of zombies is a very realistic real life simulation of caves full of zombies. The graphics aren't terrible for an indy game, but the gameplay itself is on par with most indy games, which is to say, terrible. Apart from the general bland lack of interest in any kind of storytelling in the game (story being kind of the point of walking simulators), to make the game more "difficult" it randomly kills you in unavoidable ways by dropping rocks on you. I'm not sure why the developer decided that was fun, because it isn't. Perhaps they have different ideas to the general gaming public, which is fine unless you want to charge them $5 for a game which fits your idea of fun but not theirs. Speaking of $5, I can't recommend anyone pays that much for an unpolished, pointless, poorly designed game. Even if the developers need the money so they can look for some place for a birthday party other than maximum real-life small wooden shacks in the wilderness. Edit: This seems to have been removed from Steam. Possibly because the developers needed a good place for a birthday party, so they looked in a small wooden shack in the wilderness, but then fell into a cave full of zombies. If that sounds unrealistic to you, well, I happen to know that's a maximum simulation of real life conditions.

作者：因为我也不知道这游戏到底想要给你什么——所以是不会给你提示的 莫名奇妙的就死掉了，莫名奇妙的就黑屏了

Wunderbares Spiel Lustig wie hier alle negative Reviews schreiben aber in ihren YT Videos nichtmal ansatzweise soweit sind in 10-40min ,wie ich nach 2-4min ... Ein Tipp man kriegt bestimmte Abillities erst wie Ducken oder springen ,wenn man sie braucht ,aber sagts keinen . Und für euch Helden man muss an der Wand hinter dem Zombie langschleichen um diese zu umgehen ,ihr lauft an der Wand wo der Zombie hinguckt rum und fragt euch warum er euch killt .