Aloha Paradise Hotel

(For best effect, listen to Hurt by Johnny Cash) Aloha Paradise Hotel is one of the greatest games to have ever graced this beautiful planet. If it were not for Aloha Paradise Hotel I would have killed myself by now. I had nothing. Almost nothing. I was lonely, but I did have one game in my steam library to help me through the darkness. And that is Aloha Paradise Hotel. Aloha Paradise Hotel kept me from doing unspeakable things. Aloha Paradise Hotel was there for me when no one else was. My mom kicked me out of the house, saying "You're 34, get your own damn apartment." My girlfriend dumped me, and I got fired from my job. But I had one last light in my life when everything seemed so utterly desolate. And that is Aloha Paradise Hotel. My coworkers would invite me out for drink on fridays, (and sometimes tuesdays, during happy hour, which also included half price appatizers) but I never wanted to go. I wanted only one thing. My only redemption in my bleak, miserable life is this majestic work of art. So please, with all your heart, Play Aloha Paradise Hotel.

The game opens and all I get is a still beach scene........ nothing else happens :o