AI Solitaire

I now have ONE THOUSAND HOURS playing this game! It shocks me to see AI SolitAIre has "Mixed" reviews. FRIKKING ABSURD! This is the best digital software solitaire game ever made. Play is flawless and all the tedious features of solitaire of been automated. Nothing but pure enjoyment! However, the best part of this game are the lovely young ladies gracing the decks. I've purchased all the add-on DLC packs and love them! This artist has truly mastered his craft, and the ladies are stunning. Incredible how in a single still image he captures their personalities. They truly feel alive and each is unique. Initially I called this "Silicone Solitaire" due the unfortunate tendency to bloat the breasts to gargantuan size. Thankfully by the time the large timeless decks pack was released, the first one with a significant collection of topless ladies, the artist had outgrown his Giant "Huzungas" phase and actually created realistic and beautiful breasts. Thank goodness! I do think this big release could have benefitted by having more topless models sprinkled throughout. Maybe next time. ;) I check the store page periodically to see if any new decks have been released and was SHOCKED to see reviews labeled as "MIXED." WTH???!!! I plunged into the reviews and was not at all surprised to see the negative reviews raised NO legitimate issues, but rather were typical whiny-boy posts, left by people who probably only used the free intro pack and have no real investment of time and resources into the game. Let me address these silly complaints. I will not make any rude comments about the posters themselves, although I may occasionally - and for no obvious reason - insert Monty Python commentaries. "Tiny-mInded wiper of other people's bottoms." ~ Monty Python. One critic noted the lovely ladies are created using AI. Imagine that! Instead of paying thousands of dollars in studio fees and royalties for professional models, the artist spent hundreds of hours creating each image using AI. The very nerve! "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." ~ Monty Python. Another critic whined that as the columns of cards grow longer the screen expands to show them all, instead of having them disappear off the page. Ah yes. What a terrible design feature? Nah. I much prefer this to manually scrolling down to see all the cards. "You silly English k-♥♥♥-ets. THPPT!" ~ Monty Python. Yet another oh-so-wise commenter complained that this solitaire game plays like another solitaire game. Gee. If that isn't the end of the world, I don't know what is. "Now run away quickly or I shall taunt you a second time." ~ Monty Python. This is a great game. Amazing fun and offering you hundreds of hours of entertainment. This is my "Happy Place." When life's pressures and stresses start to get to me, I open this up and float away with the magic. Oh, and the lovely young ladies. Definitely the lovely young ladies. <3