Aerial Guardian

[h1] Areola Guardian [/h1] Imagine me, an innocent gamer, coming across Andrew Tate's, Andrew Taint. As the Areola Guardian, Andrew Tate must hobble in Cardinal direction limitation through space. Andrew Tate's Taint is in pain so you cannot turn and like any and all straight male incels, you must head in one direction in hopes of finding a submissive stay at home mom who has no inhibitions, no other children, under the age of 23, and will allow you to beat her ass within an inch of her life. Then cry yourself to sleep knowing that, just like this games infinite Early Access, lack of zero gravity, and lack of a player-base, you will never find that, (because the issue is you want a slave, not a partner, and everyone else out here is getting laid, you're the one with the problem) and you're an infinite loser. But not to worry, all hope isn't lost, this game is still on steam.... And if you start listening to Hasan Abi, you might get laid.

This is the worst rated free fps on Steam (at least, it was when I downloaded it,) so if you're here for that, this is exactly what you're looking for. If you're not here for that, I would not recommend playing this game. That's really all there is to say on the matter.

dude nothing works in this game, except the poorly designed main menu lol

It's barely a game, but a buggy mess of ♥♥♥♥ assets thrown together. Taking a swim in a pool of glowing razors is more entertaing. Avoid this unplayable garbage!

It feels like an abandoned early access with unfinished gameplay and an empty online part.

This is one of the worst games I have ever played